Ireland 

The only country where it is socially acceptable for young teenagers to shift numerous -sometimes dozens- of fellow teenage disco attendees in one night.

The only country where it is widely acceptable to refer to kissing or snogging as shifting.

Overall: a land of vast opportunity populated by legendary people

Ireland is the land of legends

Ireland by Icantprounouncemostwords November 3, 2014

Ireland 

A small country in western Europe that accidentally legalised ecstasy in March 2015

Ireland, the only 1st world country to legalise ecstasy -accidently

Ireland by sliding door March 10, 2015

Ireland 

(1) an island in Europe
(2) leprechauns are from here (though most Irish people are actually huge)
(3)4th fattest country in the world
(4) famous for its farms and whiskey
(5)lots of people speak Irish in Ireland
(5)ta an duine aláinn ag caint gailgea san érien
(6) a race of highly intelligent people who drive tractors and eat crubeens.

Ireland are the best people ever

Ireland by Animal info March 4, 2017

Ireland 

Pretty shit

Person 1: This place is a dump
Person 2: Yup, it's a real Ireland

Ireland by Spine Tangent March 21, 2020

Ireland 

https : // www . verywellmind . com / how- to -stop -enabling- an-alcoholic -63083

we do be Alcoholic in ireland

Ireland by AnIrishDumbass March 25, 2021

Ireland 

A sweet girl with brown hair and hazel eyes. She loves her girlfriend and music. And her awesome cousin B)

She's sad on the inside but she manages to keep a smile on her face. She's very kind and loves drawing as she is an amazing artist! She likes playing video games and enjoys hanging out with her family in the summer. She sometimes is late to responding, but she makes sure she replys when she can. Ireland is very pretty and funny. She is the best friend you could ever have.

Girl 1: Ireland is awesome!
Girl 2: I know, she's very sweet.

Ireland by Alaina loves Mya February 26, 2022

Ireland 

I have the white house surrounded i will kid (children (lmao pedophile reference) )-nap joe biven lmaoooooooooo pog pog pog pog poggers poggers

Poggers Joe biden got kidnapped by Ireland

Ireland by ballsandcock123 March 9, 2022