ida

ida is a bitch that think she will get wings when her back makes noice

ida:omg i`m getting wings my back makes noice and i can feel it. i`m a godess
me: no your back just cracked

by lyft freeze December 1, 2021

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the perfect girl, or so she thinks. she is actually smart, funny. and ugly. she thinks she is cool.

that girl is an ida

by karlisthebestinthwentireworl;d December 5, 2021

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ida slapter

a white man who has no idea who just did that to him

Man 1: "Ida slapter except I didn't know who she is and I'm still trying to find her azz."
Man 2: "Well honey, you actually don't like her enough to slap her, so why don't you just slap me?"
Man 1: "I'd love to!"

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

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the white man who slapped her and now he's lying about it by calling himself ida slapter

"Ida slapter except I did slap her and that's why I'm in prison doing time to think about that."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

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spit that is there one minute and gone the next, a mist until you keep conjuring it up ALL OVER AGAIN

JUST LEAVE IT ALONE ALREADY

LEAVE THAT SHIT ALONE

"ida slapter finally dried up"
"That's cool. Pass the chips."
"Here ya go."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

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