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why are you giving me a handjob?

A means of expressing confusion or contempt.

Derived from any cookie-cutter porn situation in which a female character disguised as teacher/friend's hot mom/friend's hot sister/nurse/doctor "unexpectedly" gives the male character a handjob.
Fritz: Dude, I boned your mom last night. Ah yea.
Ben: Dude, Fritz, why are you giving me a handjob?
by Beefy McNasty January 8, 2008
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Printer Hanukah

When your printer cartridge lasts an unexpectedly long time after the computer has notified you that it needs to be changed.
My report was 17 pages, even though the ink was low, I was able to get the whole thing...Happy printer hanukah!

Man, that thing has lasted like two weeks! This is the longet printer hanukah I've ever seen.

The store was closed, and the paper was due the next morning. If it wasn't from an unexpected printer hanukah I'd have failed the class.
by Nuggets McGee August 23, 2006
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Hanji Zoe

A being that is crazy for experimenting titans including Eren Jaeger for his titan-shifting powers and often (always) annoys Levi Heichou but trust each other even though she is annoying as heck.
Random Guy: Hey I'm Hanji Zoe for dat (random thing,people,horse,potatoes or titans)
by Unako May 29, 2017
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hanumanth

Hanumanth is a very amazing and cool name which is used in many Hindu customs. Not a very common name, yet tends to represent someone sensual and appealing. Hanumanths maybe be bullied for their name yet have the sexiest bodies to make up for it.
Dude that guy plays the flute, he must be a Hanumanth!
by i.am.chill June 29, 2016
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Michigan Handjob

When your girlfriend grabs a handful of snow to jerk you off.
While taking a break from snowmobiling Rob's girlfriend surprised him with a Michigan Handjob.
by PRTastic June 9, 2016
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Handjobbery

General nonsense, tomfoolery or foolishness. May have a negative connotation when used in regards to foolishness of others that you are not a part of. Can also used to describe a waste of time.
I am tired of all the handjobbery around this place!
by kmoiscool February 17, 2009
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hanuka man

a jewish man who, on the first night of hanuka, goes into your home and gives you money, makes you bagels, and does your taxes. ( like santa claus but for jewish children )
joseph : hey ismael what did you get from the hanuka man?

ishmael : oh! some cool stuff like $100, some bagels, and a tax exemption!

joseph : SWEET!
by no one of concern June 22, 2009
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