Albuquerque Handjob

The burning sensation created on one's penis when a man goes to urinate and forgets that he was just eating and/or handling hot peppers/sauce.

Q: Why are you crying bro?
A: I forgot all about the jalapeno poppers I just ate, went to take a piss and gave myself an Albuquerque Handjob.

by NewMex November 2, 2010

Remix Handjob

When you get someone with Parkinson's to give you a handjob

Dude 1: Man that remix handjob from George H. Bush was amazing
Dude 2: Oh shit is he still giving them out?

by Piece-A-Piss May 5, 2021

handjob hut

A massage parlor. A place to go to get a rub and a tug.

Hey man, I think I'm gonna go by the handjob hut before I go back to the office.

by Swerrv May 10, 2009

handjob day

a day where girls give the guys a handjob.it is on the 28th of november

“hannah just gave me a hand job”
“fucking lucky, brittany is waiting for handjob day”

by pickel November 28, 2017

vegas handjob

A handjob given with the thumb and index finger towards the base of the penis, as opposed to a traditional handjob where the thumb and index are toward the head of the penis.

I just got a vegas handjob and it was sweet! Although it might not seem like a big deal, the slightly different technique made for a unique and enjoyable experience, and I would highly recommend it.

by Bkemmy February 19, 2008

Camper's Handjob

A sexual manuever whereby a man is masturbated by two hands rubbing together with the penis in the middle. This motion simulates the movement by campers around a fire trying to warm up their hands.

After the long night by the fire, Julie's hands were freezing, so she warmed them up by giving Luke the old "Camper's Handjob".

by Evan_12345 January 16, 2006

Invisible Handjob

A photo taken by someone who just got their nails done. The hand is in same position that would be used to give a hand job in order to show the nail polish.

On Instagram and Twitter, search the hash tag "invisiblehandjob" and you will see an Invisible Handjob.

by porkerhole September 28, 2012