Halo 2 

Worst Game Ever. I believe the first halo was better. They cheapened the "plasma sword" and added "DUAL Wield". Wow, Two improvements. Plasma sword is rigged from killing people in ONE attack. Dual wield is taken from James Bond (007 goldeneye), Yes the nintendo 64 version. Micro$oft took Gay-Low and turned into Super-Gay-Low. So what? I dont know what everyone's drooling about. Jumping on vehicles? Unreal Tournament 2004. Dual Wield? James Bond. Rigged 1-hit-kills? Nox. No falling damage? Well, they didn't take one idea, at least. No, wait. ARMORED CORE NEXUS.

Fanboy: OMFG I GOT TEH HAY-LOW TWOOOO!!!
Me: I have HL2. Half-life 2.Fanboy: OMFG WUT THAT? HL2 IZ HAAYY-LOW!!
*5 seconds later, the fanboy has a knife sticking out of his hand*

Halo 2 by Slaya-Survivor January 6, 2005

Halo 2 

a game that is so fuckin bad that it hipnotizes people like me into thinking its great and thats why it the best game ever created. itseven better than melted cheese on a hero with bacon, chicken cutlet, tomato and mayo.

ooooo ooooo oooo ooo oooo oo oooooooooo. thats the halo song that sounds like a man is getting head from pam anderson.

Halo 2 by napolean dynomite February 7, 2005

Halo 2 

uh.. this was alright but not as fun as the first, the ending had a vomitlike viscosity that sort of leaked out of my television.. multiplayer was pretty good tho...

Wanna go play Halo 2?
not really...

Halo 2 by -yeahw/e November 18, 2004

Halo 2 

An FPS with a bitch ending but fricken awesome Xbox live play.

"man, screw that gay ass ending, Im going to play this poo online!"

Halo 2 by RagMeRock December 3, 2004

Halo 2 

a great game that was delayed for 30 years that fanboys went crazy over

In 2001....

HaloObsessive94: HEY, HALO IS, LYKE, THE BEST GAME EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 LIKE, OMG< OMG< OMG< OMF<
UnknownSanity42: Just shut up, man.

Thirty years later....

Halo2Obsessive94: HEY PEDRO!
UnknownSanity42: PISS OFF.
Halo2Obsessive94: lyke, hav u plaid it
UnknownSanity42: Yes, I think it is a grat game.
Halo2Obsessive94: OMG, IT IS THE BEST GAM EVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVER
Halo2Obsessive94 has signed off.

Blocked.

Halo 2 by PedroParodi January 2, 2005

Halo 2 

An overhyped title that ended up on the used games shelf faster than a mcdonalds hamburger going stale. Managed to get kudos for cinematics, dual wielded weapons, and increased multiplayer action. Nothing memorable. If you payed full price you got juked.

Jack: Let's play Halo 2!!
Mike: OK!!
(8 hours later)
Jack: Wow, finished.
Mike: Let's trade it in for UT3
Jack: Sounds Great.

Halo 2 by Melizza October 1, 2005

Halo 2 

You fucking geek cunts

Just type in "Halo 2" in the search bar on this website.

Halo 2 by Working Up A Sweat November 12, 2004