Hetrobro homosex, is when two bros, both straight, or one gay and one straight, hook up as a one of, or on more than one occasion. Just two bros helping each other out for purely sexual reasons without it being gay.
Mike: Dude you slept with Ryan? Are you gay?
Billy: No man, it was just pure Hetrobro homosex, not gay, no biggy!
Billy: No man, it was just pure Hetrobro homosex, not gay, no biggy!
by Dominoefrogyoe July 3, 2016
Get the Hetrobro homosex mug.The most idiotic, stupidest, craziest, most uniquely queer species to ever roam the face of earth, possessing the strangest origin story in the galaxy. In the start, humans were mildly stupid, lived in caves with optimus prime and his gang of dinosaurs. One day, a curious human (named the manly name of Chuck)decided it would be great it he just cut off a whole thick layer of fur because he thought it made him look like a fag. Then all his friends saw him and they were like, wydwyl. He explained but they freakin laughed at him and then told optimus prime what their friend had done. optimus was furious so he sent his army of dinosaurs to find Chuck and eat his spleen. But as you know, Chuck Norris didn't back down and made himself a coat of dino skins later(that's why dinosaurs are extinct). Now after this optimus prime was very mad so he climbed out of his stupid little hole in a cliff and set off to hunt down Chuck. now Chuck was a very smart guy-he knew about bear grylls before he was even born into existence, so he got to high ground and drank his own piss to rehydrate. When optimus finaly apeared it was already sunset and chuck was ready to face him without a warning, optimus prime began to run at chuck norris at lightspeed, but Chuck was faster. he pulled out a Michael bay movie DVD and stuffed optimus prime into the small disk. And that is how we came to be the humans we are today.
by Don't Look Into Their Eyes December 21, 2016
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Guy 1: “Yo did you listen to Kanye’s new album?”
Guy 2: “Yes my friend, I classify it as Mega Homosex.”
Guy 2: “Word.”
Guy 2: “Yes my friend, I classify it as Mega Homosex.”
Guy 2: “Word.”
by goldeneagle360 June 13, 2018
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Get the Funky homosapien mug.this is basically the worst insult ever, ur mum gay, yet it makes it seem as if you are sophisticated and you are actually smart, but not really since you used that roast
daniel: ur mum gay
tod: negative, on the contrary, your female parent is a homosexual
daniel: no u
tod: *head explodes*
tod: negative, on the contrary, your female parent is a homosexual
daniel: no u
tod: *head explodes*
by love_isn't_always_on_tem March 12, 2018
Get the your female parent is a homosexual mug.A absoultely normal person who happens to love people that are of the same sex. Often riddiculed for their love and called crule terms (fag, dyke, queer, which are offencive unless the person who's saying it is gay)
While many people think it's wrong, my love for Katie is just like any other dispite the fact that we are both females.
by Rei March 18, 2004
Get the homosexual mug.A previously heterosexual acting person who reaches midlife and finally embraces the fact he or she is truly a homosexual.
After twenty years of living in a socially expected marriage Henry announced that he was in fact a midlife homosexual and divorced his wife to pursue his previously denied nature.
by lllibertine May 30, 2009
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