Hotdog Song

The songs hotdogs make when you put them in the microwave for too long. Sort of a high pitched wistle.

Guy: Dude, I think you put the hotdog in there for too long...
Other Guy: Nah, dude. I love to hear the hotdog song
Hotdog: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOO

by swenghk September 01, 2009

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Serving A Hotdog

When your dick is hanging out of your "fly".

Yesterday at school brady went up in front of the class and served a hotdog.

by Aidan Connors May 30, 2005

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midnight hotdog

When you wrap your dick in a hot dog bun and tell your girlfriend you have a midnight snack for her. Must be performed around midnight.

Bitch was complaining she needed a snack. I gave her a midnight hotdog.

by BigGayAlec April 12, 2014

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Mayonnaise Hotdog

A Mayonnaise Hotdog is when a man is hitting it from the back, and right before the man cums they pull out and jizz in between the butt cheeks of the person. Then the man mashes the persons butt cheeks in between their wiener creating a Mayonnaise Hotdog.

Marshall: “Ya man, last night I gave her a Mayonnaise Hotdog.”

Hunter: “You put Mayonnaise on a hot dog? Gross dude.”

Marshall: “Nah bro a Mayonnaise Hotdog is when you cum in between a girls butt cheeks, stick your wiener in between, and squish your wiener between her cheeks.”

Hunter: “Oh...Noice.”

by Beatdameaty August 05, 2020

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Whole Hotdog

A girl so hot you want to eat out her ass hole. The hotter the chick the more subsequent condiments you wanted added to her ass whole such as ketchup, mustard, relish, onions till the pinnacle of feminine hotness is reached i.e. the whole hotdog.

"That chick is so hot I'd give her the whole hotdog in the sac"

by PoeRaven May 20, 2009

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