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Hermes

Hermes is a very sexy man, but you are not like to notice that at first sight. His looks are deceiving: At first he might seem a little bit weird or off, but once you get to know him, you'll soon see that he is an amazing person, highly intelligent, highly conscientious and therefore extremely productive. You would be lucky to have him as a friend or business partner. Hermes makes for an extraordinary lover and posses a very long shlong :)

If you ever manage to get your hands on one, don't you ever let him go!
OMG, your boyfriend is a Hermes? His dick must be huge!
Sure is.
by Psi -- The Wavefunction November 21, 2021
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Herm

When someone is a boy or girl then get surgery to turn the other gender/ my brother oh wait I mean my sister
hi I'm a herm.
by hheyyyyyyyyyyyyy girllll November 19, 2021
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Hermes Fung

An Asian kid from Hong Kong who currently lives in Moncton in Canada. Can also be used to describe any minority who tries to "act white" to fit in.
by Tyler Okkay December 7, 2011
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Herm News

This article was sent to me. Unsure if it’s real news or herm news!?
by Burner Account September 16, 2020
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Hermes

Cunning, insightful, creative, a touch of elegance, fierce-minded as a wolf, pride, being his friend is the option, but never being against him
Eduard has the attitude of a hermes
by WolfBlack November 23, 2021
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Herm

A person with a small penis who is worshiped temporarily upon arriving in town, then ridiculed after a few days.
Whatever, Hermie will get old after a few days. Plus, he has a small penis.
by HermDefiner2 December 11, 2011
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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 31, 2025
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