HAP

“Hard Ass Penis”

“It’s actually HAP not WAP”
“That Hard Ass Penis make that pussy go to sleep”

by STUPIDSOSS.COM October 4, 2020

Haps

When you wish someone called Henry baller happy birthday you say haps Henry baller

haps Henry baller

by Henry baller June 27, 2019

Hap

Hoe ah please 😒

Dad: kim clean the kitchen!!!
Kim: Katie dad said clean the kitchen!!!
Katie: Hap😒😒😒

by Yummycoco July 7, 2019

hap lum

the sacramental symbolic baptism of a feline mammal in the Catholic Church; the act of baptizing a cat

Sister Mary Theresa! My pet cat Rutabaga will receive hap lum today! Rutabaga will now make it to heaven! Yay!

by TacoBear2000 December 4, 2025

HAP

The male alternative version of "WAP", stands for Huge Ass Penis.

Person 1: Yo what are you doing to my gf?!
Person 2: Oh my bad, I'm stuffing my HAP in her.

by Motomamiii December 2, 2023

HAP

Hispanic American Princess

Look at her, she gets everything she wants. What a fucking HAP

by hispanic princess March 13, 2018

Haps

Haps as in happy or happiness

They were totes haps. They were totally happy

by Provo78 March 4, 2023