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Guinea pig

The world's cutest animal ever! nothing can ever be cuter
person: man I want a pet
guinea pigs: *is alive*
by padytonia the awesome September 19, 2022
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guinea pig

basically a series/collection of japanese gore movies. All containing blood, mutilation, murder, and torture. I do not recommend watching it, it is very graphic and contains lots and lots of gore. You have been warned (there are 6 movies in there)
person 1: Have you seen the guinea pig movies? That is some sick stuff

person 2: Yeah.. Yikes, that was really bad

person 1: Agreed..
by slay queen girlboss fr October 28, 2022
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Guinea pig

A cute, furry rodent that enjoys eating hay and veggies. They have a built in motion tracker that can dectect nearby movement. They also have a nose that can sniff veggie treats from half metre radius. Their necks have a 180 degree rotation view and they can swiftly turn out pellets from their rear end. Their mouth can chomp on anything it desires; lettuce, carrots, cucumbers, hay, paper and more. They are easy to raise as a pet in the right circumstances. Just beware, they don't care about your suffering while cleaning for them!
Joe: Wait, where's my veggies?
Theo: The guinea pigs stole them.
Joe: Of course they did!
by GuineaPigMaster February 27, 2017
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Guinea Pigs

Guinea Pigs must be some amazing pets. :)
by DinoTheBest123 December 27, 2021
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Guinea Pig eating a banana

That girl was like a Guinea pig eating a banana when she gave me head.
by Tranykingtruck December 17, 2015
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Guinea pig

The cutest thing you could possibly find let me tell u something. DO NOT EAT. If u eat u have no more companion. Let me spit some real facts now. They live from 6 to 7 years and possibly 10 at most
They love food and u if u give them food. They like loads of stuff, mostly food though they even have their own word for food, WEEK
Week week I'm a pig give me food now

I am not the food for you though u get food for me guinea pig
My name is peeg I littol guy

My ear go flop I know not why
My floof is big cuz full of love
But not all floof is mostly chub
by Guinea piggggg February 24, 2021
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Guinea pig

A cute furry potato as what people say although it is toxic to them
by I like guinea pigs :> March 28, 2020
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