grasshopper

One who avoids weed, typically at a party.

"Jerry is a grasshopper, despite his best friends smoking kush on a regular basis."

by AdolfHitler69 April 7, 2017

Grasshopper

A person (usually balding) who hops on his personal computer and runs the Grass™ extension 24/7 to collect internet points

That brute fella, he's such a grasshopper with his dangy little computer

by 9nlisk March 17, 2024

flying grasshopper

When you move your fingers in a rapid fashion back and forth inside a girls vagina

Man, I made her so wet with my flying grasshopper

by martinintl March 28, 2016

grasshopper pee

The urine excreted from herbivorous insects of the suborder Caelifera in the order Orthoptera; also a theoretical elixir that grants eternal life which some non-believers in The Flood deny exists.

Bob: What are you doing?
Bill: Drinking grasshopper pee.
Bob: Oh, okay.

by Jabberwokki45 October 16, 2008