Goshen High School

Litterally the lamest school you could go to. where teachers have to have bathroom duty because of freshman vaping in the bathrooms and kids fighting every day. also the school is ran by Mexicans so if ur white and you go to this school. you're most likely gonna be a racist.

i feel bad for that kid that goes to Goshen High School.

by Mikchel jones December 14, 2021

gooshing

The act of cooming while you and other male platonic friends wear vibrating butt plugs and/or prostate massagers while under the influence of large quantities of MDMA.

Unless you're homosexual, your top must stay on.

"I was gooshing so hard last night, now I have a huge comedown and my asshole is too sore to sit."

"OMG i'm gonna gooooosh!"

by Happy Psyop World February 21, 2022

Goshen Knife

A sharp implement, most of the time a knife, that is the most redundant and useless piece of equipment that a Boy Scout can purchase at camp Goshen.

Wow, you bought a Goshen knife, you must be stupid.

by average heretic June 27, 2022

Goosen

Sex fetish with dead birds

You fuck dead birds you are a goosen

by Regae12 August 7, 2023

Gooseneck

A dick that is very long and very skinny at the same time.

Girl chat- “so, have a good time with rob last night?”
“Yes but no, he kept stabbing me in the uterus with that gooseneck dick of his!”

by Andy Slate February 16, 2024

Goosenberry

A playful term used to describe someone being fruity, acting out of character, or behaving loud and extra. Often used in a lighthearted, teasing way when someone’s energy is unexpectedly vibrant or quirky.

Calm down, Levi. You're giving Goosenberry!

by Dr. Shane Piyek January 15, 2025

Goosenbock

A goosenbock is a particularly dense, self-assured fool, blending the flappy, oblivious energy of a silly goose with the stubborn, heady weight of a strong bock beer. Typically used to describe a dimwit from Ottawa, Ontario, a goosenbock speaks with unearned confidence, misses the obvious by a country mile, and barrels through conversations with all the subtlety of a tipsy waterfowl convinced it is the smartest bird on the Rideau. Equal parts harmlessly ridiculous and quietly exhausting, the goosenbock is not malicious, just impressively wrong, loudly so, and utterly immune to correction.

Quinn leaned back, misinformed and beaming, confidently lecturing everyone on cooking despite clearly knowing nothing about it, the unmistakable posture of a goosenbock in full bloom.

by JohnVanDone88 February 2, 2026