Gabe

A hot man with shredded abs and giant biceps. He gets tons of ladies and can steal anyone’s girl. He makes even the straightest men turn gay, but is straighter than an arrow. He got an amazing sense of humor. He can turn the worst day into the best. He makes shaggy seem weak(not actually shaggy never seems weak but he’s close to shaggy’s amount of power). It is impossible to not love and adore him. He’s everyone’s hero. He’s an all around superstar. He’s extremely athletic but also very smart and witty and clever. He’s can be the kindest sweetest person, but when he’s angry he will end your life within seconds by just three words.( also chuck norris’ hero)

Wow I wish I was half as cool as Gabe.

by 2cool4school42069 February 22, 2019

Gabe

A kid who loves Roblox and haves a ton of robux money can get any girl with a snap of his finger. he is the smartest man alive and the sexiest man alive

hey look it's Gabe

by slayboy69swagger August 2, 2017

gabeing

Kicking your only soccer goal when your mom ain't lookin

Jeff was gabeing last week, much to the shock of everyone

by Auggie July 26, 2004

gabing

1. Addressing all aspects of life with great philosophical meaning (sometimes far more than necessary), or trying far too hard.

2. Having the absolute, unnecessary need to be everywhere at once with the intent of being helpful (but truly complicating things more).

3. Doing something in which the sole purpose is simply "for crew."

Person 1: Did you see that guy run up and down the assembly line trying to do every single job?

Person 2: Yeah, he was gabing really hard.

by oaxacatriptaker2012 October 16, 2012

Gabe

When a man slaps a womans ass for 9 hours

"yo, you see that Gabe happening"
"ya, he been slapping for 9 hours"

by SONICFOXWILLDIE January 20, 2019

Gabe

Kinky and perverted, but kind and a good friend to all. Just kidding he's a shit. He's the literal definition of an asshole

Fuck you Gabe.

by Joe kitty January 29, 2017

Gabe

An edgy 13 year old meme lord. A Gabe tends to get horny at the most inappropriate times (funerals, weddings, at birthdays for 5 year olds, etc.), and steal most of their memes. They can be caring human beings at certain times, but for the most of it, Gabes are really shitty people.

Amanda: Yume! I'm so happy for you! That bottle of lotion is a real looker! You're lucky!
Yume: Aw, thanks. Oh god. Is that who I think that is.
Amanda: *sigh* Yeah, that Gabe really wa-OH GROSS.
Gabe: *faps to an edgy hentai meme in one of the chairs*

by OofBoi October 14, 2017