Liquid gymnastics

A drunken injury. An injury incurred as a result of drinking.

How did you get that bruise? I was doing some liquid gymnastics last night.

by Begreatful August 5, 2017

Sex in Gymnastics

You're in luck if you manage to have a female coach, she might say "follow me," and bring you to the storage room, were it's just you and her. It's a good thing to fuck a coach, because for what I know, they all are THICC.

My coach and I were having sex in Gymnastics.

by ftfuftf March 3, 2019

gymnast

a gymnast is an amazing person who works their ass off and is super dedicated. they are usually short and have huge muscles. they could lift you lmao. also they are never able to hang out with friends because they are always training at the gym.

a: why does she never able to go out with us
b: oh she's a gymnast

by yourmomisaqueen May 28, 2022

Spanish Gymnast

A type of oral intercourse. Where the male is lying down with his legs spread apart on the wall, meanwhile his partner goes into a handstand leaning on the opposing wall, whilst orally intercoursing.

Man: Yo I'm feelin the spanish vibes...Wanna do the Spanish Gymnast?
Partner: Yas queen!

by official_allah January 2, 2021

swingset gymnastics

Basically a sport in which a child I'd placed on a swing and athletes give it their all to have their child be launched the farthest. Other variations include launching them through hoops of different sizes and colors to gain points, launching them the largest vertical distance, and launching them into the air to collide with other launched children.

Hey have you seen this sport called swingset gymnastics? It's amazing!

Yeah I can't wait to see those little shits go flying!

by Shittiest_Definer_Ever February 18, 2021

Polish gymnastics

The act and art of ball licking.

Susan used her skills in polish gymnastics to give my balls a fair amount of licking.

by Epistemicballz March 22, 2021

emotional gymnastics

These are a series of skilled movements involving all sorts of feelings and thinking in order to get oneself successfully through a negative situation with another person. It's tough and you have to be quick, strong, and flexible at all times to win this competition.

Sharon: "Did you hear about Ashlynn?"
Lisa: "I loathe that bitch. She tried messing with me last month and demonstrated that I can do emotional gymnastics at a gold medal level! She started crying and hyperventilating. I was in top form!"
Sharon: "She's dead."
Lisa: "Hmmm. Are we going to Chick Fil' A or what? I'm starving over here."

by von groovy July 2, 2024