Masochists watch olympic gymnastics to imagine themselves being kicked by sexy gymnasts in the screen!
by Drango777 November 28, 2016
Get the gymnast mug.A gymnast is strong power and goes after what she wants. When she falls she gets back up and tries again. Sometimes she may need some words of encouragement but she is very talented.
by Paulett11444333 December 8, 2022
Get the Gymnastics girl mug.The act of going completely out of your way to come up with the stupidest, most incorrect take possible when the truth couldn't possibly be any more obvious.
Often overlaps with gaslighting.
Often overlaps with gaslighting.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 29, 2024
Get the mental gymnastics mug.When someone pulls of some radd stunts in the court of law.
It's like mental gymnastics except that logic gets thrown out the window in favor of law and justice.
Commonly paired with the analogy of comparing a court room to a three ring circus.
It's like mental gymnastics except that logic gets thrown out the window in favor of law and justice.
Commonly paired with the analogy of comparing a court room to a three ring circus.
Freelancer: I am concerned about the implications of my work on this project impacting the eligibility of the company to transfer the copyright of this software to the Free Software Foundation for solidification of the GPL license by virtue of my contributions making me a contributor to this project and a stakeholder in the copyright.
Boss: You are being employed by the company and acting on behalf of the company as you develop the software, so your contributions are actually the company contributing to itself, depriving you of any stakeholding. As for the separate git repo you are developing as a subproject, an independently functional subproject does not automatically become its own entity. This git repo separates the code solely to make the project easier to manage and does not constitute an intellectually independent work; instead, this subject and the larger project are together one piece of software. Moreover, the company has not authorized you to accept contributions from yourself, which prevents any possible contamination of the copyright.
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Boss: You are being employed by the company and acting on behalf of the company as you develop the software, so your contributions are actually the company contributing to itself, depriving you of any stakeholding. As for the separate git repo you are developing as a subproject, an independently functional subproject does not automatically become its own entity. This git repo separates the code solely to make the project easier to manage and does not constitute an intellectually independent work; instead, this subject and the larger project are together one piece of software. Moreover, the company has not authorized you to accept contributions from yourself, which prevents any possible contamination of the copyright.
Freelancer: Thank you for your insights. I am glad to hear your thorough evaluation and legal gymnastics of this project to develop remote-controlled vibrator software to pleasure beautiful hot sexy women everywhere anytime they want a hit of dopamine right in their wet lush pussy.
by Bad C dev August 1, 2022
Get the legal gymnastics mug.A type of oral intercourse. Where the male is lying down with his legs spread apart on the wall, meanwhile his partner goes into a handstand leaning on the opposing wall, whilst orally intercoursing.
by official_allah January 2, 2021
Get the Spanish Gymnast mug.You're in luck if you manage to have a female coach, she might say "follow me," and bring you to the storage room, were it's just you and her. It's a good thing to fuck a coach, because for what I know, they all are THICC.
by ftfuftf March 3, 2019
Get the Sex in Gymnastics mug.That fucking girl thats 3 or more years younger than you that just shows off how energetic she is because of her youth by pissing you off in every single way and time.
Me:*sits on instagram*
Gymnast addict: wanna see me cartwheel
Me:*ignores*
Gymnast addict: *does it anyways and hits him in the fuckin face*
Gymnast addict: wanna see me cartwheel
Me:*ignores*
Gymnast addict: *does it anyways and hits him in the fuckin face*
by Yolo_bruh_Just_yolo June 1, 2017
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