Freudian Mutter

The act of muttering a Freudian Slip under your breath after saying it to express that it's not what you meant to say.
The Freudian Mutter is often associated with comedy. For example:

Moo Snuckel: "Do you guys know how old the actor that plays Moaning Myrtle is? She's like fifty!"

Terroriser: "She's the same age as Gan- as Gandalf..."
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 06, 2021
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Freudian GIF

Sending the wrong GIF which somehow pertains to the conversation in a deep unintentionally subconscious way
I didn’t mean to send that, It was a Freudian GIF...
by Professor Papi June 17, 2020
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Freudian Bitch

A woman/female who shows little to no emotion in an argument. Someone in complete control of their feelings and self. Someone who comes into an argument and knows how to play the game. Being able to read off another person without engaging in what they also feel.
"Can't you see how upset I am you FREUDIAN BITCH!"
"I see your upset sure, but this is over literally nothing"
by Kul92 December 29, 2019
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Freudian fuck

When a man’s penis slips into a woman’s vagina and accidentally has sex with her.
Man: *penis slips* Oops sorry babe, Freudian fuck.
by Dr. Joe - NH October 21, 2021
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Freudian barbeque

Verb. A sexual act in which you make love to your mother from behind (Freudian) whilst simultaneously eating your fathers jizz off of her lower back (barbecue)
"what did you get up to last night?"
"I went home and had a Freudian barbeque with my folks"
"Nice"
by Dial F for Freud February 28, 2020
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Freudian Selfie Nip Slip

An accidently explicit self taken photograph revealing the senders true intentions.
by Social Media Sigmund December 12, 2015
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Freudian imposition

That's another thing I'm fucking tired of.

Hym "You know what I would have said if Jordan Peterson was interviewing me and he asked how I thought it would go? I would have wrote it down on a slip of paper in advance and then proceeded with the interview and I would have waited for him to do exactly what he WOULD do and it would be at that point that I revealed the first slip of paper that read: You are going to relate everything thing I say back to my relationship with women. This sort of Freudian imposition. The other pieces would include: Conflating my use of simile, calling into question whether or not something is the case, and my own incredulity with lies and trying to get me to ignore what is happening to me and focus on myself. I'm not doing that last one. My relationship with women is a tertiary issue and if who women fucking molest in the group home they work at isn't any of my business then what I think about or how I fucking view or talk about women isn't anybody fucking business and has no relationship to what if happening to me.
Which is: A mentally retarded person had access to my email in a place where I was not even allowed to tell that retard about my life because it would be in violation of the boundaries policy that my co workers were violating when the fucked that REEETARD and it took the form of something that has been happening to me for years and is clearly some kind of target surveillance and harassment apparatus. Secondly, my work is going into someone else's bank account. Thirdly, I HAVE A TOOTH INFECTION THAT HAS CLEARLY SPREAD TO MY LYMPHATIC SYSTEM AND IS CAUSING SOME KIND OF FLUID BUILD-UP ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF MY FACE THAT I CAN ACTIVELY HEAR WHEN I SWALLOW OR OPEN MY JAW. I CANNOT AFFORD HEALTHCARE AND SOLVING PROBLEM 1 AND 2 ALLOWS ME TO SOLVE PROBLEM 3. Stop trying to shrink me you retarded piece of shit. I don't need my fucking mind changed about fucking women more than I need any of these other problems fixed. Freudian imposition."
by Hym Iam September 06, 2024
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