by Wurmpienator August 18, 2023
Get the What in the freudian fuck?! mug.When someone is writing a message, comment or post and makes a typo via autocorrect that consists of a word that that reveals more information about themselves than intended.
Seth:"4 cylinders make more power than a heavy V8, you ever heard of turbo? I'll gape any dude in my Civic to prove it"
Jeff: "You'll do what Seth!?"
Jessica: "Haha! looks like he made a Freudian Typo."
Jeff: "You'll do what Seth!?"
Jessica: "Haha! looks like he made a Freudian Typo."
by Dickshinhairy August 14, 2023
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Person 1: "Dude help. I told Jake invited me to smoke because I said 'I like to weed' but I meant 'I like to read!' What do I do?"
Person 2: "Don't worry, we've all done a Freudian Slip and Slide at one point or another. I'm sure he'll understand."
Person 2: "Don't worry, we've all done a Freudian Slip and Slide at one point or another. I'm sure he'll understand."
by tubby custard machine January 9, 2022
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Hym "You know what I would have said if Jordan Peterson was interviewing me and he asked how I thought it would go? I would have wrote it down on a slip of paper in advance and then proceeded with the interview and I would have waited for him to do exactly what he WOULD do and it would be at that point that I revealed the first slip of paper that read: You are going to relate everything thing I say back to my relationship with women. This sort of Freudian imposition. The other pieces would include: Conflating my use of simile, calling into question whether or not something is the case, and my own incredulity with lies and trying to get me to ignore what is happening to me and focus on myself. I'm not doing that last one. My relationship with women is a tertiary issue and if who women fucking molest in the group home they work at isn't any of my business then what I think about or how I fucking view or talk about women isn't anybody fucking business and has no relationship to what if happening to me.
Hym "You know what I would have said if Jordan Peterson was interviewing me and he asked how I thought it would go? I would have wrote it down on a slip of paper in advance and then proceeded with the interview and I would have waited for him to do exactly what he WOULD do and it would be at that point that I revealed the first slip of paper that read: You are going to relate everything thing I say back to my relationship with women. This sort of Freudian imposition. The other pieces would include: Conflating my use of simile, calling into question whether or not something is the case, and my own incredulity with lies and trying to get me to ignore what is happening to me and focus on myself. I'm not doing that last one. My relationship with women is a tertiary issue and if who women fucking molest in the group home they work at isn't any of my business then what I think about or how I fucking view or talk about women isn't anybody fucking business and has no relationship to what if happening to me.
Which is: A mentally retarded person had access to my email in a place where I was not even allowed to tell that retard about my life because it would be in violation of the boundaries policy that my co workers were violating when the fucked that REEETARD and it took the form of something that has been happening to me for years and is clearly some kind of target surveillance and harassment apparatus. Secondly, my work is going into someone else's bank account. Thirdly, I HAVE A TOOTH INFECTION THAT HAS CLEARLY SPREAD TO MY LYMPHATIC SYSTEM AND IS CAUSING SOME KIND OF FLUID BUILD-UP ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF MY FACE THAT I CAN ACTIVELY HEAR WHEN I SWALLOW OR OPEN MY JAW. I CANNOT AFFORD HEALTHCARE AND SOLVING PROBLEM 1 AND 2 ALLOWS ME TO SOLVE PROBLEM 3. Stop trying to shrink me you retarded piece of shit. I don't need my fucking mind changed about fucking women more than I need any of these other problems fixed. Freudian imposition."
by Hym Iam September 6, 2024
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Person 2: Danm, I don't know dude must have been a Freudian slap.
Person 2: Danm, I don't know dude must have been a Freudian slap.
by daddy-i-love-you July 28, 2019
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A Freudian Slip: an unconscious verbal or behavioral mistake that accidentally reveals hidden thoughts or feelings.
A Freudian Checkmate: when a public figure (like a politician) makes a “slip” that doesn’t just reveal a hidden truth, but also undermines their position, their allies, or their party — like a chess move that suddenly leaves the King exposed.
If/when a Political figure accidentally reveals a hidden agenda or truth that could lead to devestating damages to the Politican and it's Political Allies. Politics is like a game of Chess on the worlds largest Chessboard. if one of the stronger pieces makes a mistake that could be potentially gamebreaking, that is a Freudian Check. if it proves to be true, it autimatically becomes a Freudian Checkmate.
A Freudian Slip: an unconscious verbal or behavioral mistake that accidentally reveals hidden thoughts or feelings.
A Freudian Checkmate: when a public figure (like a politician) makes a “slip” that doesn’t just reveal a hidden truth, but also undermines their position, their allies, or their party — like a chess move that suddenly leaves the King exposed.
If/when a Political figure accidentally reveals a hidden agenda or truth that could lead to devestating damages to the Politican and it's Political Allies. Politics is like a game of Chess on the worlds largest Chessboard. if one of the stronger pieces makes a mistake that could be potentially gamebreaking, that is a Freudian Check. if it proves to be true, it autimatically becomes a Freudian Checkmate.
by HummingBeard October 1, 2025
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