Fred

The gay fuck boy who fucks and eats dogs.

That Fred is so weird

by Ling Ling Chong December 2, 2016

Fred

A FRED is a Hot Cat. If you have a hot cat who is fat and cute and smart and loud, name him FRED.

What a hot cat. He's a Fred!

by THE only Chimpers February 10, 2008

Fred

An amazing looking guy who girls love Fred is cool calm and good at sport

Fred is good looking with muscle

by Psioedeuom March 16, 2015

Fred

a Fred is most of the time from NewYork and sits around and does nothing all week including sundays.A Fred also has been to jail at least once and is very fat.

MY STEP DAD FRED

by izzyipod March 8, 2009

fred

To fret that you might poop yourself whilst allowing your sphincter to relax ever so slightly in the hope that you will enjoy the pleasure of releasing a tremendously satisfying, beeping fart. This verb applies especially to coffee drinkers on the run to catch a mode of public transportation.

"I'm running to the lightrail and I just scarfed last night's Chipotle, followed by two espresso shots, so I really hope I don't fred because these are my only work-appropriate trousers."

by Kid Whiskers July 14, 2015

Fred

Fred is a 16 year old male who tends to smell like shit. Fred also plays xbox but is not very good at it. Fred tends to send nudes to woman and gets aggressively horny when seeing a Mackenzie around.

Do I smell like Fred? because if I do I have to go take a shower

by Jcock August 3, 2019

Fred

Fred is a guy who lives life on the edge, has many black clothes and is considered a rebel and an edgelord. He also lies to make himself sound cooler but is a hit with the ladies

Person 1: God that Fred is so edgy!
Person 2: Well, at least the girls like him.

by CalciumLampman August 9, 2019