safety flush

The act of a pre-emptive flush of the toilet BEFORE sitting down. Normally to ensure that the toilet will flush when needed and not back up. Usually performed when expecting a turd on exceptional volume and density, such as a bowl winder.

After that last bowl of chili, I decided to use a safety flush before I dropped a payload.

by Joe Blob October 7, 2005

freedom flush

The new American term for water boarding.

It's time to freedom flush these terrorist fucks!

by vizkiz May 15, 2016

No Flush Challenge

The NFC originated in Flordia and is rarely attempted by normal people. The challenge is to not flush the toilet for as long as you can while withstanding the putrid smell and horror that will eventually build up inside the bowl.

The No Flush Challenge is real

by BestMemesNorthAmerica July 21, 2021

Furry Flush

The act of squatting over the upper bowl of the toilet and joyously shaving one's pubes into the tank. Replace the lid and stand back as unsuspecting goobs scream in horror over the magically appearing short n' curlies when they flush.

That hoe screwed in my shower...THAT'S IT!!! She's getting a Furry Flush!!

by Jizzmaster 2000 April 5, 2011

busted flush

Something/someone which ends up worthless despite great potential.

The new manager trainee looked great on paper but after a year it was obvious he was a busted flush.

by swan7girl September 27, 2013

Complimentary flush

The one required toilet flush at the end of one's defecation. unlike a courtesy flush , which is not required, this is a mandatory flush in toiletry etiquette.

I wish John had used a courtesy flush so he wouldn't stink up the bathroom, but at least he remembered the complimentary flush after taking a shit.

by 1badmotha February 7, 2009

Mercy flush

Flushing the toilet, as not to clog it if your taking a big crap

-- Used if you are taking such a big crap that it might clog the toilet, so you flush 1/2 way.

Man, give that thing a mercy flush, so it wont overflow!

by J. H September 18, 2005