The Ferguson

While you are having sex you smoke the entire time. Then you use the tip of the cigarette to burn a hole in the condom and let it drip on her face.

Want to come over and do The Ferguson.

I like to do the Ferguson with Red 100's

by Waco Beer Can December 10, 2009

Fergus

Fergus is the legend of a young wan who was cursed by an evil demon. The crude that was put on the poor boy involved that the foreskin (named Fergus) of the boy would have a mind if it’s own, and attempt the gain power over the boys body. After 15 years Fergus finally took control of the child. Fergus was able to Talk, Eat, Drink, and fight on his own. Fergus sought nothing more than eternal damnation of the world. And with a human host, he spreads his evil energy from person in the form of Sexually Transmitted Diseases, which one day will hope to infect the entirety of the population, so we will all be Fergus.

Have you heard the story of Fergus?

by Warrick20 December 2, 2019

fergus

noun: A large amount of crumbled or grated cheese.

I want a fergus of cheese on my tostada.

by A Pollitz January 21, 2008

Fergus

A gay cunt no one likes

Guy fuck Fergus is a gay cunt

by Sarah Cameron June 9, 2019

Fergus

Fergus has some of the biggest gums in the universe but that doesn't stop he slaying men on the weekends. He loves to get down and dirty with the lads. His favourite lad to get down with is Big Red!!

Hey that person has huge gums.... he must be a fergus

by Fergay September 16, 2016

Ferguson

A 'Ferguson' is a type of mammal which is characterised by its blond hair that is of its own life form. The hair does what it pleases, forming the 'Ferguson' part of the mammal.

The 'Ferguson' is not restricted to head hair, but also extended to chest hair and...you know the rest.

Often, when a 'Ferguson' is sighted it must be shot down immediately as it is fashionably contagious.

Not to be confused with an Angus, the organism which the Ferguson clings to.

Beware. Little is known as to whether the Ferguson has detrimental side effects. Documented cases of victims of Fergusitis have had symptoms including nausea, cancer of the eyes, rejection, depression and inconvenience.

Elmer Fudd: "Be veeeewwy quiet, I'm hunting Fergusons."
Ferguson: "Ehh, what's up doc?"

Angus: "WHAT IS ON MY HEAD??"

Angus: "Had a dream that a Ferguson infected me. Woke up, not a dream."

Sam: "Get a haircut."
Angus: "I can't, it's a case of the Ferguson!"

by Zozimus and Alexander November 4, 2011

feroush

Feroush: A word created by Christian Siriano and also spelled Ferosh. The meaning varies, even according to him. Along the lines of Fierce it would seem that the word is short for ferocious, only spelled different.

OMG, that boi is feroush!

by MindRacer420 June 17, 2010