Fat Finger Fortnite Kid

That one kid that has a loud trash ass mic in fill lobbies, sounds like a obese kid, and smashes his fuckin keyboard when he dies. Also known as Fat Finger Shit Heads.

Me: *kills Fat Finger Fortnite Kid*
Fat Finger Fortnite Kid: *screams and smashes his keyboard/controller*

by Quandale Dingles friend May 31, 2023

Fat Kidded

When one is socially shunned by various groups of peers. This parallels the "fat kid" that no one ever wanted on their kick ball team in elementary school.

Wade: "Haha, matt was pwnd! No one wanted him in their group."
John: "He was totally fat kidded."

by Wad3 March 18, 2008

Skinny Fat Kids

in its simplest terms. A person who eats a lot but appears to be skinny on the outside.

Populus, Stump, and Scizorface are all examples of Skinny Fat Kids.

by SFKfan#1 November 3, 2006

Fat Kids Sink Fast

fuckin' tight as shit band from oly washington

human #1: did you check out Fat Kids Sink Fast yesterday?
human #2: fuckin' yeah and they were tight as shit.... anyways hand over your wallet or i'll fucking kill you
human #1: wait a second what the fuck! when did this turn into a mugging? this was just supposed to be an example.
human #2: yeah and now its an example of a fatal stab wound to the gut. *stabs human #1*
human #3: holy shit! whats going on?!?!?!
human #1: its not what it looks like... *stabs human #3 and runs*

by meth head October 23, 2007

fat kids schoolbag

rate of travel of schoolyard gossip. similar to warp drive. did you ever enjoy running into a corridor to find some fat bastards satchel lying open on the floor only to give it a fucking great kick?.... no?...just me then.

someone started a rumour that the headmaster is knobbing the music teacher, if this gets out it will be round the playground quicker than the contents of a fat kids schoolbag! these top trumps are excellent, they're gonna be round school quicker than the contents of a fat kids schoolbag

by julian June 18, 2006

Eat The Fat Kids

A grindcore band from Keokuk, Iowa. They somehow immediately became famous for going super crazy on stage and doing stupid shit like pushing eachother and causing self-inflicted harm to eachother.

Man 1: "Did you see Eat the Fat Kids play last week?"

Man 2: "No. They just hurt eachother. It's actually kind of boring."

by xxxshotgunxxxxx February 1, 2010

Dropping the fat kids off at the pool

the act of taking a dump when your constapated

"im dropping the fat kids off at the pool"
"you mean your constapated

by Danman1 June 11, 2006