fedora

A popular hat, which is the ugliest hat possible for someone to wear. Cancerous edgelords with no taste only wear fedoras. Top hats are good looking, stylish and cool. Fedoras are truly, and completely, just ugly.

idiot: I'm gonna wear a fedora whenever I go out into the sunlight, and claim that they're stylish and cool online.

An actual human being with a sense of style: fedoras are ugly, dumb ass. Top Hats are stylish and cool.

person in public: Holy shit, what the fuck. That kid over there is wearing a fedora with his t-shirt. What an edgelord.

*tons of people continue to stare*

idiot: Oh my god, it's working. I'm suspicious and cool.

by ‍ February 18, 2019

San Francisco fedora

The act of defacating on a persons head during a sexual encounter so that it drapes across the forehead in the fashion of a small brimmed hat.

Can you believe Vince gave that chick a San Francisco fedora during the threesome?

by Phitsoc Cooper January 31, 2024

fedora os

Fedora is an ancient African word meaning i don't know how to use arch.

I use fedora os btw

by tiananmen square survivor January 21, 2024

Fedora

God's Gift. The name Fedora means God's Gift and is of Russian origin. Fedora is a name that's been used by parents who are considering baby names for girls. Form of Theodora. Also means 'hat' in Italian.

Fedora is such a beautiful girl.

by Nerd733 May 30, 2020

fedora

(1) An essential piece of wardrobe for any Discord moderator, admin, or owner.
(2) The absolute worst Linux distro.

(1) hey look at that fat guy with a fedora, he must be a discord mod
(2) "I hear he likes fedora" "EWWWWW *throws up*"

by beanfrog May 5, 2022

Fedora-core

Basically the swingy/jazzy music. Gives listener cinema noir vibes as if they’re smoking in a dark lounge while listen to that music. For reference, listen to these songs:
Foetus - Descent into the Inferno
PIG - It Tolls for Thee (Pigbreath)
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Stagger Lee

hey dude let's check this fedora-core band
yeah, thank you for that reccomendation, foetus is awsome, gonna wear fedora now

by mr.fedora-core expert July 8, 2021

fedora slut

someone who has an extreme usage of fedoras, such as Patrick Stump, the lead vocalist, guitarist, pianist and composer of the alternative rock/pop punk/pop rock band Fall Out Boy

Person at concert: "OMG Patrick is such a fedora slut. He wears one all the time."

by Starry Skies July 7, 2018