eternal boner

When a girl is so hot that you spend most of your sexual thoughts focused on her, leading to a massive erection that seems to almost never go away, she has given you the eternal boner.

Guy 1: "Dude, I can't stop thinking about Anna. She's so hot, bro."
Guy 2: "That's because she gives you the eternal boner, man."
Guy 1: "Word."

by Bear Master November 2, 2013

Eternal MILF

A hot mom who gracefully holds her position as a MILF. One who never graduates to cougar status. A forever MILF.

"She is not just a MILF, she's an Eternal MILF !"

by Naughtybody December 6, 2018

eternal love

When your boyfriend gives you ten roses, nine real and one fake, and says he'll love you until the last rose withers away.

"I will love you until the last rose withers!"

"wow so like eternal love? cuz dat one's fake............."

by mnmshead April 10, 2013

Hate Eternal

Quite possibly one of the most brutal death metal bands ever. If you don't like them, you are either:
A) a pop fag
B) generic rock fag
C) punk
D) mallcore kid

'Yo man, I'm listen to some of ma T-PAIN cuz I'm the coolesst!!!'

'Fag, if you don't listen to Hate Eternal then you must die'

by theawesomeguybetterthanyou December 22, 2008

Eternal Atake

An album by the rapper little uzi vert that he gave people a sneak peak of and then in January 2019, little uzi vert posted on his Instagram story that he didn't want to do music anymore and how he just wanted to go back to 2013 and be a normal person. many people speculate that he is either just faking it to gain relevance for eternal atake again or he will just release the album and be done with music. either way, all we can say is a big R.I.P to eternal atake

Person 1- Man it sucks about what happend to Eternal Atake huh,
Person 2- Shut up dude, you're making me cry
Person 1- =(
Person 2 =(

by That one guy who knows stuff January 15, 2019

Eternal engagement

What a savvy woman enters into in lieu of marriage. A permanent fiancé with the added benefit of a diamond ring, but without any of the complications of marriage. A diamond ring without the strings.

My friends are celebrating the fifth year of their eternal engagement.

by LuluBleu September 2, 2017

Eternal Ferret

the eternal ferret is a mythical creature that was destroyed by limecat and the clock spider. the eternal ferret is not hiding with chinchillas (ferrets hate chinchillas)

eternal ferret died by the hand of the limecat

by Heskit April 26, 2007