Stupid Early is any time in the morning, when you don't feel you should be awake. It is too early for you, and you hate being awake and active at this time. Any time before 8AM can be universally classed as Stupid Early. If your boss asks you to get to work for 7AM for example, you can say 'That's stupid early'
by Eric Booth November 14, 2010
1) early, but only relatively early
2) when one shows up late for work as usual, but earlier than they usually do and/or their co-workers usually do
2) when one shows up late for work as usual, but earlier than they usually do and/or their co-workers usually do
"I can't believe Mr. Pearson bitched me out for coming in at 830! I usually don't even come in until 9:30! I was early..."
"Yeah but you're supposed to be here at 8. You were just early-ish"
"Yeah but you're supposed to be here at 8. You were just early-ish"
by QuakerDan July 16, 2009
Employees (usually casino dealers) can request to go home early if there are more employees on duty than needed near the end of their shift. If they aren't needed they can get an Early Out.
by Melvin_M July 11, 2012
by Kandi Kane March 21, 2006
The ultimate way to start an all-day binge. Refers to being up and drunk within 4-6 AM and staying up for the entire day (until you would normally go to bed on a drinking day, sometimes taking you to 24 hours). Make sure you have atleast 1 great drinking ally or several drinking buddies for this veritable marathon of booze. Its lesser relatives are the 'Rise and Souse' and the 'AM attack'
You: I had a killer Saturday, it was a bonafide Early Bird. 24 hours of heavy drinking insanity.
Well-Informed Cockney Englishman: Remarkable! Nothin like getting shined to the tits, eh? Right proper job mate, you flunk your booze like a reg'lar champine.
You: Right on.
Well-Informed Cockney Englishman: Remarkable! Nothin like getting shined to the tits, eh? Right proper job mate, you flunk your booze like a reg'lar champine.
You: Right on.
by GregTheDrinker August 28, 2008
by tydag0d8 February 07, 2019
When you have to wake up early as feck. When you beat the sun, and get out of bed at the ass-crack of dawn crying "bring it on!". It's a gung-ho jolly sort of good time
by BeEpBeEpmofo February 19, 2016