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Captain Enriques

Captian Enriques : Noun and or Verb;

1: The act of or conducting your everyday routine in a fashion that would only demoralize surrounding individuals and not make positive progress of ones work day.

2: To completley take an Idea and transform it into a complete and utter disaster of that ideas first orinigal thought.

3: To be a complete Fuck-Nut, and devastantingly stupid while still being in charge of a large amount of individuals.
Hey Trevor!?

Yea?

The other day when you were in charge of us, you totally pulled a Captain Enriques.

Oh shit! Sorry.... Ill go fucking kill myself now.

Thanks Trevor.
by Mr.Smilestomuch February 28, 2013
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enrique

a very good fortnite player that has no friends and he acts gay around ulises and uriel and he has a thicc booty
enrique is a god at fortnite
by enriquetheog May 28, 2019
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Carlos Ethan Enrique Fuentez The Third is lowk a bae ngl and he is hot best celebrity ever
Carlos Ethan Enrique Fuentez The Third makes my pussy so fucking wet!!!!
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Enrique

Easily one of the slowest thinkers to ever walk the planet. Watching him try to process a full sentence is like buffering in real life. He struggles with women, not because he’s shy, but because he radiates “unserious and unstable.” And when he finally manages to get one, he tears her down so she won’t leave him. Deep down, he knows he brings nothing to the table. Not even his own family would save him first in a fire. That kind of neglect must be where all that bitterness comes from.
God Enrique, you’re so annoying.
by DollarMenuDrama July 2, 2025
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Enrique Pellaes

A guy with an 8-inch penis.
by enriquepellaes October 28, 2021
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Enrique

Enriques are known for having beforehaut. Every night a Enrique in your area starts to collect beforehaut from people near him. It is dangerous to feed him with your beforehaut because every Enrique is gay, and will try to kiss you after that.
Enrique Kurt unterstützt PKK
by SemerciEinHurensohn November 22, 2021
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Enrique

Enrique is an annoying person who has an amazing sister called Siennah he is a rat but his sister is amazing!
Enrique has such an awesome sister.
by CharleyIsAKaren! August 10, 2020
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