Edison at PAX

1) A person who places third place in a competitive tournament, but fail to receive a medal for their efforts; 2) A person who won’t stop talking about their shortcomings in a tournament to their guardian, such as they father; or 3) Both.

Son, quit that. You’re literally Edison at PAX right now.

by Coley_joshua November 23, 2024

Edison

Likes to date hot girls but fumbles the bag a lot .Very good a basketball

Edison fumbled bag

by Eddiefumble November 21, 2021

Edison's Head

When your partner's giving oral and surprises you with a lightbulb up the ass

She gave me Edison's Head last night. It was enlightening.

by GirlBussy July 27, 2021

Edison

Edison is the best friend in the world. Also, Edison is a short shy person who is very funny and nice to everyone, Edison has gotten into fights but he fights for what is right! Edison is my best friend and I can’t imagine a world without him

Girl: what’s Edison like

Boy: oh Edison is awesome

by ThatCactus12345678910 June 20, 2020

Burlington-Edison Highschool

Burlington-Edison High School is a cesspool of pink haired, tail wearing faggots and teenage nicotine addicts who can't go to the bathroom without sucking on a USB stick

"yo did you see Jacob in the bathroom yesterday?"

"nah i already used all my bathroom passes by 2nd period"

"that nigga WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO THE BATHROOM WTF"

"What has burlington-edison highschool become"

by Yoppa witta Choppa September 28, 2018

Edison

A kind hearted person who is sometimes over dramatic but is overall very helpful and kind. Many people will find him annoying because of his over dramatic nature but his friends know that really he’s just a funny guy.

Person A: Do you know Edison?
Person B: Yeah he’s really funny
Person A: Oh I didn’t know that! Should I go talk to him?
Person B: Sure I guess. Be careful though, he’s a bit dramatic

by NoImNotAttractedToPans December 30, 2019