dweeb-wanker

An individual whose grandma like stamina projects (albeit unintentionally) a distracted and disinterested air that is interpreted by many as aloofness or conceited disapproval. This is a misconception however, as in contrast to your conventional wanker's feigned apathy a true dweeb-wanker will be genuinely fatigued from a hard days wholesome activities such as weaving or picking out a new pair of 'jim-jams' to match their favourite fluffy sheets.
It was only as Lindsey arrived at a gig at what others saw as 'fashionably late' because he had to finish sewing on his latest scout merit badges that he considered maybe he really was a dweeb-wanker.
by ninjabuster November 19, 2011
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Ethan The Dweeb

A person who sucks at everything, even memes and breathing. He is deeply in love with Bree, and the ship name of the year is Breethan.

Ethan isn’t very smart but at least he isn’t as ugly as a troll. He may be stupid and wierd and a hopeless romantic but...

Wait, there is not buts
Ex)

Breethan For Life.

Ethan The Dweeb: a person who is terrible at everything.
by Yeetmyboi June 3, 2018
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Munting Dweeb

A ugly nerd.
Can also be used as a general insult or friendly banter between friends.
Person 1: Hey are you free today?
Person 2: No sorry got a load of homework to do :(
Person 1: Omd, you're such a munting dweeb :P
by Thatbabe June 1, 2014
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Dweeb in a Cube

Any person that actually drives a Nissan Cube.
Look at that "Dweeb in a Cube". What a douche.
by Krypotnite June 12, 2011
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dweeb stomp

verb to stomp dweebs. an act usually practiced by jocks and bros. and guidos.
"that nerd niki needs to get dweeb stomped"
by dweebstomper January 25, 2010
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Dweeb's high

The elated emotional state that a Grove City College student experiences after long, exhaustive periods of painfully intense study.
I'm going to the library to get dweeb's high. Wanna come?
by Dweeb7654321 September 23, 2008
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dweeb in a rusty sack

A real seggsy phrase to describe your sibling
Person 1: hey brotherrrrrr come hereeeee
Person 2: no! Shut up!

Person 1: dont be such a dweeb in a rusty sack.
by stan loona for legs September 2, 2021
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