i'm making a deposit in the porcelain bank
by thecreepyjanitor1012 April 10, 2017
Get the making a deposit in the porcelain bankmug. by Grant March 10, 2004
Get the making a deposit at the international bank of poomug. Where the most sexually rewarding, explicit, fulfilling, and indulging sexual encounters and or memories are retained in the mind for the most anticipated and pleasurable masturbation sessions.
example1:
Tom: hey bro, remember when you and i ran the train on that Holly Lolly girl from the Sunset Tan show?
Jon: yeah man, i have that shizzle stored in my Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box
example2:
Matt: hey bud, did you end up hooking up with that horny, drunk blonde chick that was all over you last night?
Steve: Nahh dawgg, before we left to my place she passed out in the bathroom, i had to bring out old memories from my Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box that night as a pathetic attempt to even come close to the amount of pleasure that i was so close to getting...
Tom: hey bro, remember when you and i ran the train on that Holly Lolly girl from the Sunset Tan show?
Jon: yeah man, i have that shizzle stored in my Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box
example2:
Matt: hey bud, did you end up hooking up with that horny, drunk blonde chick that was all over you last night?
Steve: Nahh dawgg, before we left to my place she passed out in the bathroom, i had to bring out old memories from my Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box that night as a pathetic attempt to even come close to the amount of pleasure that i was so close to getting...
by gingabreadman186 December 21, 2008
Get the Spank Bank Safe Deposit Boxmug. Nobody could find Steve, it turns out he was in the bathroom putting a deposit down on some fine china
by Libraryguy March 23, 2011
Get the putting a deposit down on some fine chinamug. by Milkacows_Mom August 26, 2009
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Excuse me, Miss Reporter. I didn’t hear that answer. Can you please read that back?
No, Counsel. I cannot read that back. I am an deposition officer. I can push play on the audio. I have secretly been recording. I’m not actually typing any of this. I’m charging you the same price as though I’m typing, but I’m not. I am merely recording it and making sure the recording is clear so I can send it to someone whose first language is not even English to do the rest for me
No, Counsel. I cannot read that back. I am an deposition officer. I can push play on the audio. I have secretly been recording. I’m not actually typing any of this. I’m charging you the same price as though I’m typing, but I’m not. I am merely recording it and making sure the recording is clear so I can send it to someone whose first language is not even English to do the rest for me
by anonymous December 5, 2024
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Excuse me, Miss Reporter. I didn’t hear that answer. Can you please read that back?
No, Counsel. I cannot read that back. I am an deposition officer. I can push play on the audio. I have secretly been recording. I’m not actually typing any of this. I’m charging you the same price as though I’m typing, but I’m not. I am merely recording it and making sure the recording is clear so I can send it to someone whose first language is not even English to do the rest for me
No, Counsel. I cannot read that back. I am an deposition officer. I can push play on the audio. I have secretly been recording. I’m not actually typing any of this. I’m charging you the same price as though I’m typing, but I’m not. I am merely recording it and making sure the recording is clear so I can send it to someone whose first language is not even English to do the rest for me
by anonymous December 5, 2024
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