the goofiest fucking country to ever exist. Also the home of Lego, rødpølse (a sausage that looks like Satans dick) and probably the worst language ever.
Person: *chokes on food*
Dane: hVåT dIdD jU sÆj aBøtT mÆj mØm??!!1!1! *turns into danish skibidi sigma demon alpha wolf*
Stranger: sorry about him, he’s from Denmark.
Dane: hVåT dIdD jU sÆj aBøtT mÆj mØm??!!1!1! *turns into danish skibidi sigma demon alpha wolf*
Stranger: sorry about him, he’s from Denmark.
by Cat sticking out tounge May 5, 2025
Get the Denmarkmug. 
These people are the best, smart generous, and very friendly to fellow people. Very Responsible, good in decision makings!, biggest D u can ever see!
Hi Im Denmark from the Imperyo of Denmark.
by Dm u know meh May 17, 2022
Get the Denmarkmug. Doesn't exist.
by Swedish Pagan March 10, 2020
Get the #denmarkmug. He is such a sweet and funny and goofy guy. He is the best person in the world and he always has such positive vibes. He is so funny and is so nice to everyone in sight. He always looks out for you whether you're his enemy, his lover (Salote), his best friend or anyone. He is so sweet to everyone and he can be really friendly.
by gangstachickpoly March 6, 2022
Get the DenMarkmug. A piece of shit country with a garbage language filled with shitty people who will throw sports games to spite smaller countries who are counting on them winning to progress.
A: Did you hear about what Denmark did to Iceland in the handball tournament?
B: Yeah, I'm so glad the Spaniards kicked their asses the next game
B: Yeah, I'm so glad the Spaniards kicked their asses the next game
by MidnightMage January 30, 2022
Get the Denmarkmug. The greatest country in the world, where we drink at 13 and have sex at 15, regardless of nationality you can live here (exept swedes).
Guy 1: So where did you go for your vacation
Guy 2: denmark
Guy 1: Great to hear.
Guy 3: Im Swedish (another word for Gay)
Guy 2: denmark
Guy 1: Great to hear.
Guy 3: Im Swedish (another word for Gay)
by Nuski15 July 2, 2022
Get the Denmarkmug.