A fan-made religion based off the anime Hetalia, similar to Doitsuism, which worships the character Magnus Densen, or Denmark.
Denmark is everything to a true Denmarkist.
He is the reason the sun rises and sets, why the world turns, and the force behind every triumph of the human race.
He is the supreme lord of Scandinavian hottness.
His gravity defying hair is the subject of mass worship.
His axe is unforgiving, and often smites non-believers, the haters of the Denmarkism religion.
Some common catchphrases used by Denmarkists include "I hope you step on a lego," "Danish class," and "When in doubt, Denmark it out."
Denmark is everything to a true Denmarkist.
He is the reason the sun rises and sets, why the world turns, and the force behind every triumph of the human race.
He is the supreme lord of Scandinavian hottness.
His gravity defying hair is the subject of mass worship.
His axe is unforgiving, and often smites non-believers, the haters of the Denmarkism religion.
Some common catchphrases used by Denmarkists include "I hope you step on a lego," "Danish class," and "When in doubt, Denmark it out."
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Person 1: Denmark.
Denmarkist: *Squeals*
Person 1: What's with you?
Person 2: She must be into Denmarkism.
Denmarkist: When in doubt, Denmark it out. *runs off into the sunset on a wearing a cape with a Danish flag and throwing Legos everywhere*
Person 1: Denmark.
Denmarkist: *Squeals*
Person 1: What's with you?
Person 2: She must be into Denmarkism.
Denmarkist: When in doubt, Denmark it out. *runs off into the sunset on a wearing a cape with a Danish flag and throwing Legos everywhere*
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Person: *chokes on food*
Dane: hVåT dIdD jU sÆj aBøtT mÆj mØm??!!1!1! *turns into danish skibidi sigma demon alpha wolf*
Stranger: sorry about him, he’s from Denmark.
Dane: hVåT dIdD jU sÆj aBøtT mÆj mØm??!!1!1! *turns into danish skibidi sigma demon alpha wolf*
Stranger: sorry about him, he’s from Denmark.
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A piece of shit country with a garbage language filled with shitty people who will throw sports games to spite smaller countries who are counting on them winning to progress.
A: Did you hear about what Denmark did to Iceland in the handball tournament?
B: Yeah, I'm so glad the Spaniards kicked their asses the next game
B: Yeah, I'm so glad the Spaniards kicked their asses the next game
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Guy 1: So where did you go for your vacation
Guy 2: denmark
Guy 1: Great to hear.
Guy 3: Im Swedish (another word for Gay)
Guy 2: denmark
Guy 1: Great to hear.
Guy 3: Im Swedish (another word for Gay)
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