Defending

The act of collection phat rss during doomsday conquest, while defending launch center.
TheRealXulle is defending
by Xulle September 14, 2023
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Defender

The most important job for defenders is to win their one-on-one battles with the attackers.
Defenders are the most feared in a team with their ability to make game-altering tackles.
Defenders get stuck in and force the Forwards to do something special if they want to get past them.
This defender is like a wall.
by Jess5755 August 26, 2022
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Defender

Yeah, well you see how your thing kind of intersects with my thing, huh? Except in reverse. I think I did a casual heresy at some point. But yeah, you were being unfairly maligned. You're right but you're wrong.
Hym "Don't publicly execute me for being a Tate defender or anything but that isn't REALLY sex trafficking. It's not even close to the real thing. The real thing is horrific. Think about it for a second. You're getting your groceries one day and a guy sneaks into the back seat of your car as you get in the driver's seat, he grabs you, pulls you into the back seat and his friend hops in the driver seat and just drives away. This is a real thing that I saw on Facebook. You are somewhere. Indefinitely. Maybe even permanently. Some guy is just the boss of you. You're locked in a cage. Forever. It's not great. Always keep your doors locked."
by Hym Iam July 31, 2023
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The Defenders

4 badass superhero's save new York from the hand also one of the bad guys is daredevils ex girlfriend WHICH everyone thought that she was dead BUT NO but you see matt (aka daredevil) is just a massive simp over her so hes like bro ill die with you and then everyone has the guilt of leting daredevil die but no he didn't that's what they think the other superhero's are Luke cage, Jessica Jones, and iron fist so that is basically the whole show summarized I highly suggest watching the show (but netflix is removeing it so you can watch it on some illegal website)
Guy 1: Hey whats the best show ever
Guy 2: The defenders
Guy 1: how is it good?
Guy 2: It just is
by not my real name believe me February 27, 2022
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See!? Look what it got me! Or conservatives in general, right?
Hym "This Is Why You DON'T Defend Donald Trump! Right Russell Brand? Now, threatening children, on the other hand, THAT ALWAYS WORKS! I created AI. I'm the CEO of the greatest multimedia corporation in the history of the world! I'm the greatest mind who has ever lived! All because of child threats!"
by Hym Iam June 10, 2025
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You're not grateful and I only failed because defense of trans people my about Emma Vigeland and Frankie Tortallini being the defenders of trans people than it is about winning. And they suck too bad to win, so, there you go. It's Trump now.
Hym "They're like Jordan Peterson in that regard. But 'thank you for defending trans people' rings a little hollow when you consider that I only failed because the progressives who purport to defend trans people were an obstacle to success and are actively working to cover up the public humiliation of someone they CLAIM TO THINK is an anti-trans fascist bigot. So, how is Frannie defending you by doing that? And that's what I want the trannies to take away from this. These people you call your allies are lying posers who don't actually ever have to suffer the consequences of failure yet they feel wholey entitled to dictating success and/or failure. Actively bad people who are too incompetent to defend you and failed to do so."
by Hym Iam February 09, 2025
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Defender of the Holyland

One of the greatest chads on ifunny. Ebic crusader and slayer of furries. Everybody likes defender. Only people with severe mental disabilities dislike defender.
normal person- "Defender of the Holyland is such a great guy"
retard- "I dernt lerk defredner"
God- "You don't deserve life"
retard- *turns to ash*
by Happylad October 10, 2018
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