Deez nutz

A regular comeback when someone says anything to u.

Person 1- What is ur name
Person2- Deez nutz

by Ur dad.com March 24, 2022

deez nutz

deez nutz

deez nutz all over your face in soace with a mace and I don't make fun of race even though joe mama's name is chase

by Blazinfart1234 March 2, 2022

Deez Nutz

Your cock

Can ya fit deez Nutz in ur mouth?

by Fatherless milk man June 14, 2022

deez nutz ball greasing sloppy sloppalicious

what your mom gives me every time i visit you

"i pulled up to da crib
she gimme that deez nutz ball greasing sloppy sloppalicious till i goofed"
"charles, did you take your schizophrenia medication?"
"what?"

by wade_w_wilson August 13, 2024

deez nutz

response to people’s dumb ass questions/comments suggestive towards your nuts

tom: hey tamera ur gay
tamera: deez nutz

by 420690 October 14, 2019

Deez Nutz

You see, "deez nutz" are from a vine that gets really old really fast. It's easy to tell the person using it is either A) 10 years old or B) just found out about the vine and doesn't want to feel left out regardless of realizing that it's over 6 years old now. "these nuts" is a much more sophisticated and usable joke and isn't downright childish. You can have so much more fun with it, and actually make it enjoyable for listeners

Little Timmy: hehe DEEZ NUTZ ehhehehehehehe
Nacho Libre: Go fucking kill yourself

by nebula49dev March 26, 2021

deez nutz

a combination of 2 words to add to a joke and or insult

joey: "yo bro have you seen that new rydon mod in blade and sorcery"

jim: "what?"

joey: "rydon deez nutz lol"

jim: "shit"

by THEREALCOOLDOG January 14, 2022