bjoern disorder

A disorder someone might have when they blame everything and everyone but themselves for a problem

That's mikey, ever since he got dumped, hes been really bad with bjoern disorder.

by fishcfishface April 26, 2022

Emoji Disorder

This is a very serious problem. It consists of excessive and compulsive use of in necessary emoji.
This can be in emoji chains - the repeated use of one emoji consecutively between two or more people.
Or
The random - the continuous use of irrelevant emojis in a conversation between two or more people

SNAPCHAT CONVERSATION

Bob: Hey, how are you?
Phil: Hey, I’m really happy ☺️
Bob: Good ☺️
Phil: ☺️☺️
Bob: ☺️☺️☺️
Phil: ☺️☺️☺️☺️
Pete: OH NO I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE IM TO NFECTED WITH EMOJI DISORDER... 😱

by Billietta Jones June 9, 2018

Neurological Disorder

A disorder of the brain

Mr. Mann has a Neurological Disorder.

by Bababoeey1234234921 July 20, 2021

Intimacy Disorder

A condition that makes the victim crave emotional intimacy due to lack of it in their past.

A person with Intimacy Disorder may have trouble connecting with someone because of fear of being hurt.
Someone with Intimacy Disorder make have coping mechanisms like humor, television, or food to help them get through the loneliness they feel.

" I heard Kaden has Intimacy Disorder and can't connect to anyone on a true emotional level"

by Y337801 March 17, 2019

TT disorder

Trailer Trash Disorder, is the condition when someone who is white trash that lives in there trailer and never sees the light of day. The person usually only comes out of there shitty trailer when they need food or are forced to leave they hate all forms of socialization. When you see these people they usually say they have all this money and try and hide the fact they don't even shower. 9 times out of 10 there family is sexist racist and several (female) of there family members are in jail for accidental rape of older six foot five three hundred pound black people. luckily they can't afford lawn mowers so in the summer you cant see there shitty cat piss stained trailer because the grass is so high.

Hey Lucas want to get Kaden and go to the movies Lucas: Nah we can't has TT Disorder

by xXswagsta77Xx May 2, 2014

The k disorder

A disorder where your toe bends in odd positions and sticks out of your shoes. Specifically the pinkie toe on your right foot. this means you have to wear high heels or shoes that have holes in them so you can put the toe through the hole

young boy- what is wrong with your toe?
person with k disorder- oh, do not worry i have the k disorder

by hghtynyu August 4, 2019

kiddi disorder

The kiddi disorder is a disorder so rare only 2 people in the world have shown symptoms and been diagnosed by doctors so far. Some symptoms may include kids doing things that are so stupid they are unbelievably funny but only to them, random energy bursts, constantly wanting to eat a 24 pack of Maccas chicken nuggets. You will also need a brain scan to prove that you have this disorder. This disorder is very serious and could be possibly life-threatening to those who have the disorder and other is no current treatment.

person 1: "look at those kids over there doing that stupid thing."
person 2: "they think they are the funniest people in the world"
person 1: "maybe they have kiddi disorder"

by kiddi foundation August 2, 2019