National suck dick day

September the 3rd

The one holiday where every guys dream comes true

Tom: You know what tomorrow is?

Jessica: The 3rd?

Tom: No its national suck dick day!!

by Tom Adams August 31, 2019

Peytons a dick day

Basically everyday. We don’t like peyton. He’s a dick.

What’s today?

Peytons a dick day!
What about tomorrow?

Peytons a dick day again!!

by CRACKBABIE October 17, 2019

National suck a dick day

The 9 of February is the absolute best day to suck a lads dick whether he's a friend,a first date or a long term boyfriend you won't regret sucking his dick on that day

Hey its national suck a dick day!!!! Omg can't wait!!

by Sam's real February 2, 2020

Grab dick day

every 26th of each month , girls grabbing boys dicks

hey .. today is grab dick day so , you trying to do somebody later at my place ..?

by Gilly23.12 October 22, 2019

national grab dick day

on april 12th every year, girls go grabbing on guys’ crotches no matter the location. hoes get to come out their bag for 24 hours

“it’s april 12th, you know what that means?”
“of course, it’s national grab dick day! i already grabbed 4”

by ripcity13 May 25, 2018

Kick dick day

What uneducated bafoons want to participate in because they feel like they are resistant to a punch to the head.

Sommer: Hello Tony did you hear about Kick dick day? It's so fun!
Tony: Yeah it's sick! why would anyone do that? you know that you could permanently damage someone by doing th-
Sommer *Tries to kick dick, but misses and hits balls*
Tony: *beheads her*

by Flappy - Omnipotence awoken October 2, 2020

National suck dick day

April 13 Single or not male or female be prepared to get ur dick sucked

Just walk up pull there pants down and suck there dick that’s how national suck dick day works

by SuckywhodoyoK April 10, 2019