Croc cock

When a penis has a hard or scale like skin that looks like a crocodile

“Omg you have croc cock?!

“Is that a croc cock?

I watched a porno the other day and this bloke had a croc cock

The condom looked like croc cock

Did I just get impregnated by a croc cock?

by Eatmyasslikeatranny July 30, 2019

Croc Pot

When you and a group of your closest mates gather around a croc sandal and each viciously fuck a hole on the sandal. After a few of you cum its just some meat marinating in its juices hence the name croc pot.

"Hey wanna gather the bois and do a croc pot?"

"Hell Yeah!!"

by Unoriginaltwat January 7, 2020

croc socker

A person who wears socks with their Crocs

Hey your a croc socker!

by Baggy Moe November 29, 2013

croc whore

a loser who wears crocs religiously. the type of person who gave the middle finger to fashion and decided it was a good idea to buy those ugly shoes and wear them everywhere.

that girl wears crocs all the time....she is a croc whore

that shoe store would turn any bubblegum rich girl into a croc whore.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Croc of Shit

Australian insult for something fake, vulgar or generally bullshit. Must be said in an Australian accent, usually pronounced "Croc o Shit" or "Croc a Shit". See Miley Cyrus.

Steve: Did you see Miley Cyrus' latest video?
Sheila: Yeah. What a Croc of Shit.

Brenda: Did you hear Mike went surfing with Elvis Presley's ghost the other day?
Sheila: Yeah. The whole story's a Croc of Shit to me.

by EdSwag203 November 9, 2013

Crocs Challenge

Having sexual intercourse while one or both partners are wearing crocs, not the fashionable ones, the classic crocs clogs. To be a champion of the crocs challenge the session must be to completion.

"Hey man, I totally finished the Crocs Challenge today!"
"Oh god bro, how the fuck were you even able to get it up?!"
"I had to picture her without the fucking crocs on... But it was worth it."
"You're then man!"
*epic bro five*

by BryNelson March 7, 2014

croc-pox

suntan in hole shape on your feet from wearing croc's in the sun!

oh, no- I took off my crocs to do dress up night and croc-pox were visible through girlie shoes!!!

by Paty's Mommy February 7, 2010