Criss Cross Kiss Up

Some one who kisses one person's ass inparticular so much that they just have to have a nickname implying so. A severe jeffer or kiss up.

Darion is such a god damn Criss Cross Kiss Up!!!

by FacePalmLove June 14, 2010

Gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel!

An expression you say when you're in disbelief

Person 1: Did you know that dogs can't look up?
Person 2: Well gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! I didn't know that!

by Vftw November 8, 2007

Criss

He’s so hot, he’s tall and smart and is better than any other male in the room. You want yourself a Criss, you want to be friends with a Criss, you just need one in your life

“Omg I love criss so much”

by LudaCRISS234 November 22, 2021

Criss

The combination of crap and piss.

Dude, i just took a HUGE criss!

by CrissMaster March 10, 2020

McKinsey Criss

The most wonderful and amazing and slay person you’ll ever meet.

Did you see McKinsey Criss just now? She is so wonderful and amazing and slay!

by NolandoFlordide September 20, 2022

crissing

verb - the act of pissing and crying in the shower

Person 1: Yo, I was crissing all night!
Person 2: Damn man, I'm so sorry!

by captainkat11 October 25, 2022

Criss da Po3

One wack ass Mf

Have you seen Criss da Po3 today?

Oh yeah, he’s over by the dumpsters playing battleship with a mirror, that’s one weird mf.

by Dat1Guyohbaby April 24, 2024