Crimp

A Landers guy. A guy that gets nothing right and screws everything up. A crimp.

Did you see those idiots over there? Ya, such crimps

by JustAGuy908 November 14, 2021

crimping

stuff between crushing and simping

do you see this boy? im crimping over him.
not sure if i have a crush on him. guess i'm just crimping

by trovatohelper November 20, 2021

crimp it and chimp it.

the act of using a clip of any sort to shut close a bag of snack food. and then immediately proceeding to erupt in imitation monkey noises.

"MAN dawg, last night i got so cRUNK. i Crimped it AND chimped it."

"oohoo OHOOHOOHOHH OOO OOO O O O O OOOOoooOOOooOOO."

"yeeeaaah dude, crimp it and chimp it."

by flaccid grass September 25, 2021

Crimping software

Basically a silly name for Ethernet crimpers that came about when two very tired friends needed to crimp some cat5e cable. The one friend wanted to ask for the Ethernet crimpers, when instead he said "hand me the crimping software" the two friends still laugh and joke to this day about this experience.

Hey man i got some cat5 here can you pass me the crimping software?

by softCrimp March 4, 2022

Crimp

Cross between a Crip and a Pimp!

What it do Crimp we finna put these hoes out on the set cuh!

by Gangster Jesus August 11, 2021

Crimp

The term is used for low stanced gaits in quadrobics, when the athlete’s elbows or knees touch the ground.

Crimps are common in gaits such as crouches.

by anonthermus November 21, 2025

Crimp

A crimp is a difficult person who just won't go away. Meddling and irritating, they always have some dumb thing to add to someone else's conversation. They'll bring an unannounced friend to your lunch date or ask inappropriate questions like “So how much did you pay for that?”, “Did you get fired or did you quit?”, or “Who were you texting just now?”

"He is such a crimp. I wish he'd just stay out of this"
"Tell that crimp to mind her own business"
"I can't ever have a private conversation with that crimp hanging around."

by Fluffy McDuffy January 13, 2026