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st columbas college

st columbas college is an expensive secondary school in Ireland full of people who don't know what public transport is and can't decide which Rolex to wear to dinner, sorry "supper". most students in the school are germans who get any moment of free time to smoke a fag or chug an entire bottle of wine.
they wear big harry potter gowns and wear white ones for special occasions like a sacrifice to Satan and they all gather in the church to sing some shitysongs and go home in their dad's gold incrusted landrover
Guy: you go to st columbas college
ME: yeah why

GUY: inst that really espensive harrt potter dress up school
ME: if you say so
Guy: you must be rich
me: ye fine
by whynotlistentome March 6, 2020
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British Columbian

The coolest people you will ever meet are from B.C. Laid back-fun-don't take life too seriously-know how to have a good time-and love their 'bc bud'
free spirits-if you mess with them they'll fuck you up-but either way they are just genuinely nice and friendly people.
"Hey that guy is so laid back,"
"Yeah man, he's British Columbian, they're all chill like that"
by AboveTheSky August 12, 2009
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columbine

A field day for the press to rag on about what modern entertainment is doing for our kids. See speculation. In the end, only retards believe their lies. Or maybe just there are too many people like me whining about their lies for even retards not to notice.


Moral is "Do unto others"
If you're a jock, make sure the kids you pick on are too retarded to know how to work a gun.
by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
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Columbia University

The fifth oldest school in the United States, and a member of the prestigious Ivy League. Columbia University was founded in 1754 as King's College, and the university has switched locations three times within the island of Manhattan. Although Columbia was founded as a loyalist university, Alexander Hamilton, a Columbia alum, helped keep the university going after the Revolution, alongside his fellow Columbian, John Jay.

Columbia is currently located in the Morningside Heights Neighborhood of Manhattan, near Harlem. However, the school has completely gentrified the area, and the neighborhood has become as overpriced as the rest of New York. The University is also the largest private landowner in New York City, along with the Catholic Church, and the endowment is one of the largest in the nation. Tuition for undergrads averages to about $50,000 per year, and graduate tuition tends to be even higher.

The University's journalism school issues the Pulitzer Prize every year, and Columbia University professors and alums lay claim to the invention of FM radio, the early stages of the Manhattan Project, and a number of other advances. Furthermore, Columbia lays claim to more Nobel Prize winning affiliates than any other university in the world.

Undergraduate colleges include Columbia College and the School of Engineering and Applied Sciences. Columbia is also affiliated with the Seven Sisters school, Barnard College; however, most Columbia students do not refer to Barnard girls as Columbians, and undergrads from the two schools often hate that Barnard girls think they go to Columbia. Barnard degrees are certified by Columbia, and the schools' respective students often argue and complain about Barnard's relationship.

Columbia College's acceptance rate usually hovers below 9%, making the school one of the most exclusive universities in the world. Columbia students are usually left in the political arena, and the school is regarded as one of the most liberal ivies; however, most students at Columbia are usually spoiled rich kids. In contrast to other ivies, many Columbia students solely apply to Columbia, instead of applying to all of the ivies. Many students are lured to the school by the appeal of living in New York City.

Columbia's other schools include the prestigious Columbia law school, Teacher's College, and the School of Physicians and Surgeons. All Columbia graduate programs are ranked within the top 10 in the country, and the schools are incredibly difficult to get into.

Columbia alums include Barack Obama, Alexander Hamilton, Robert Livingston, Jack Kerouac, Theodore Roosevelt, Lou Gherig, Madeleine Albright, Eric Holder, Warren Buffett, Spiderman and many other world leaders in business, politics, medicine, and all other disciplines.
Guy 1: Isn't Columbia University the only Ivy in New York?
Columbian: Well, there is Cornell.
Guy 1: Like I said, isn't Columbia the only Ivy in New York?
by Columbian Pride February 4, 2009
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Columbine Music

Innocent bands incorrectly accused of causing or encouraging the shooting at Columbine.
One of the guys favorite band's were Rammstein and KMFDM.
by none September 28, 2003
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Columbia Point

Was a place in Massachusetts where did you did not want to go to from the 60's through the 90's. Located in doechester Ma. Also known as Harbor Point when the name was officially changed in 1988. The people in Columbia Point were known for there resources and very good connections or to "what ever you want". The people were also known for robberies, drugs, and gun play. Cops, ambulance and firemen rarely visited durring the 60's 70's 80's.
1. "You from the columbia point?" Do you know so and so...
2. "You going to the point?" Ok... well... Ill just wait here.
3. "You from the point?" Yes, "I heard about yall!"
4. "You should not go to the point unless you are strapped!"
by Matti-Ali June 10, 2009
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columbian anteater

the act of snorting cocaine off of a man's erect penis
i saw mommy giving santa a columbian anteater underneath the christmas tree last winter
by dr. tampon pepper July 10, 2010
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