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cock block

The act of preventing one of your friends the privilege of hiding his Wilson in a womans cooch
Karl and Steven cock block john whilst he tried to hide his Wilson
cock block by IanXD March 2, 2008

cock block

The act of interfering with a friends plan to have sex.
Knowing that speedbag would be getting his going to Vegas blowjob the morning he was leaving, his good buddy thought it would be funny to cock block him and showed up at his house to pick him up 15 minutes early for the second year in a row.
cock block by speedbag March 24, 2009

cock block

to prevent a friend from hooking up with someone, maybe because she's too drunk or perhaps because he is supa busted. it could be the other way around too.
"Sweetie, I'm going to have to cock block here. Homie looks mad busted and I know you don't want to wake up in the morning thinking 'What The Fuck'."
cock block by dopeLabber November 28, 2001

cock block

A person, who is to a heterosexual man, non arousing. In other words, ugly.
"That chick is so ugly"
"Yea, she's a cock block"
cock block by Chinja101 May 18, 2009

cock block

When two individuals like the same person, and guy/girl #1 prevents number 2 from getting to base 3.
Man, I was about to get with Andrew when that blonde bitch "had to talk to him"....She cock blocked me all night like that, so I put diuretics in her beer....

cock block

Christana Fox, no really, i would have scored if it wasn't for that bitch
well, she is a huge cock block
cock block by Dude August 8, 2004