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Cock Blocked

When you are about to have sex, but your friend interrupts you, ruining the moment
*boy about to kiss girl*
* door swings open and friend comes*
Boy: You totally just cock blocked me mate.
by Dildo_Swaggins December 14, 2016
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cock block

Spicy Ray cock blocked me by telling the bitch I was married with two kids at home.
by Boogie February 14, 2004
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cock-block

when you are gonna get some, but then something stops you..
getting cock-blocked is when your cock gets blocked from getting any.. ex. my mom walked in on me and stopped me from tappin that
by Alec Mudd August 11, 2008
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cock block

A cock block is when two males are moving in the same girl and the fellow with no chance prevents the second male from advancing on the girl. He cock blocked the second guy and both lose.
This scenerio involves a male "friend" of a girl who continually tries to break the friend boundry while another male moves in on the girl. When the "friend" refuses to let the new guy and the girl be alone, he is cock blocking him. In a way, he is throwing the game for both teams, since no one wins... a cock blocker!
by Penguin September 6, 2003
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Cock-blocked

So today I got asked what does cock-blocked mean because I over heard one of me friends talking about it so I told this cock-blocked means to get in the way of your friend or aquentence that's trying to get it.
When tom tried to talked to Lucy he got cock-blocked by her friends.
You ain't getting laid today buddy boy
by roxxyfoxxyy November 8, 2018
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cock block

When someone or something gets in the way of or messes up intentions of performing sexual acts involving your cock.

(From Super Bad)
Me: I was so close, but he totally just cock blocked me.
by tcady123 October 8, 2008
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cock block

a friend (usually male) that will not allow one, to sex up someone else (usually female)
Man, why did that asshole cock block me last night, she was so drunk I was gonna get some.
by angle November 30, 2004
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