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A date with Kimberly Clark

A euphemism for masturbation.

Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.

Except in Canada.

Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
You want a date with Kimberly Clark?

No, no, no... in Soviet Canuckistan, Kleenex discard YOU!!
by bitchuck September 9, 2024
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Dean Clark

when you go up to a child in the middle of the street and scant them and bend them over and shove a carrot up there rectum
by Dean Clark 91 December 8, 2024
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Eu ma duc in clasa intai

Song by Alexunea TV which ended up getting used by TikTok users to make sarcastic videos about getting in first grade (even if they aren't)
"Eu ma duc in clasa intai, am uitat de jucarii, eu de astazi sunt scolar, am ghiozdan si abecedar"
by nr1turinglovefan September 14, 2025
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