Automatic Circumcision

The act of sticking your uncircumcised penis in an automatic pencil sharpener there fore removing any present foreskin
(Possible side effect: mutilation)

Teacher: Terrance what the fuck are you doing
Terrance: my parents couldn’t afford my circumcision as a kid

Teacher: why the fuck are you sticking your penis in a pencil sharpener
Terrance: it’s just the old automatic circumcision trick

by I_have_Lupus_7 February 24, 2019

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national circumcision day

on this day (february 15th) you can spend all day looking for someone's address and pull up to their crib and circumcise them and no one can stop you

federico: hey guys i found out today is national circumcision day, how about we circumcise our friend shitical
justin: Ok let's do it

by Federico57 February 15, 2023

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redneck circumcision

When a redneck girl is giving her brother a blowjob and bites off the tip of his pecker

Johnny sister gave him a redneck circumcision last Thursday.

by Saitan98 July 22, 2017

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Wolverhampton Circumcision

An alternative term for describing a degloved penis, referencing an unfortunate example of this injury suffered by an indie wrestler during a ladder match at a local wrestling event in Wolverhampton, England in 2010.

The naked man almost gave himself a Wolverhampton circumcision hugging that lamp-post so tight.

by Steve Regal August 20, 2022

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Redneck Circumcision

When you place a firecracker in your foreskin and light it off.

"You ain't a man 'til yerr uncle daddy gives ya the ol' redneck circumcision."

"Daddy, I saw Carl and Daryl givin' each other them redneck circumcisions again"

by Dick Darylson May 7, 2018

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