Italian Circumcision

When a man sheaths a gun between his body and the center of his belt without a holster and

1) Burns off his foreskin with the hot barrel of his recently-fired weapon.
2) Accidentally shoots his own dick.

Flávio Bolsonaro is in danger of performing an Italian Circumcision if he does not use a holster.

by IlhanDefenseForce March 22, 2020

television circumcision

When a television show that you have recorded gets the end of it clipped off.

I set my DVR to record The Waltons and the recording stopped before I heard "Goodnight Johnboy." It was a television circumcision.

by Debri January 20, 2011

Kentucky Circumcision

The act of circumcising a Hillbilly by kicking his sister in the jaw.

Jethro wound up with a nasty infection when his brother Jimbob got jealous and kicked thier sister in the jaw and giving him a Kentucky circumcision.

by Stuperman August 1, 2006

Circumcised Dick

A dick that has no foreskin due to the barbaric religious practice of circumcision. Usually a type of dick that whores prefer.

Whore: (Pulls down boyfriend’s pants) Wow, you’re circumcised. I love your circumcised dick (Proceeds to give him a blowjob)

by AntiCircumcisionMan March 25, 2020

Chevy Circumcision

A circumcision but instead of with a scalpel by a medical professional, it’s using the rear right window of a 2015 Chevy Cruze. You stick your willy in it and then close the window. Viola!

I just gave myself a Chevy circumcision with the rear right door of my 2015 Chevy Cruze.

by Justin Non-Beiber October 4, 2019

circumcision of fire

A very difficult introduction to a new job or activity. Like a baptism of fire but it hurts more.

"Hey Nik, how's your new job going?"
"Ah man, I'm struggling.. its truly a circumcision of fire"

by Trikkinikki5hah August 17, 2022

Automatic Circumcision

The act of sticking your uncircumcised penis in an automatic pencil sharpener there fore removing any present foreskin
(Possible side effect: mutilation)

Teacher: Terrance what the fuck are you doing
Terrance: my parents couldn’t afford my circumcision as a kid

Teacher: why the fuck are you sticking your penis in a pencil sharpener
Terrance: it’s just the old automatic circumcision trick

by I_have_Lupus_7 February 24, 2019