monster cologne

when you stick your finger (middle is best) as deep as possible to the bottom of your bellybutton, rim out all the perspiration/fabric lint, then wipe behind each ear

When I asked her what she found most irresistible about me, she said it was my monster cologne.

by purple pellets January 26, 2022

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Cologne

High quality weed that has a strong smell.

My Cologne illegal in nine countries.

by M1ster w1gulz May 30, 2021

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The cologne heist is the legendary robbery were jakey boobcock held cologne store employees at knife point and stole a bunch of jean paul gotierre with his goon deedee. To this day the cologne heist is still massive.

Have you heard about "the cologne heist". Jakey boobcocks cologne heist

by The fat nutter August 29, 2024

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to cologne

to utter senseless, meaningless German sentences you've heard before to stop someone's work

Well, he wanted to work for I while, then I said 'hi dude' luke his mother said. I literally cologned him.
We saw him working. Then I said let's cologne him. Just talk to him about random shit.

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by DrKennydy November 13, 2025

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