Chelsea

Chelsea:

A comon female name, can be described in numerous ways:

- An awesome personality

- a person who has a lot of friends who are car whores

- loves Forest Gump

- has a long line of male followers ( common male follower names : Alex, Curtis, Ryan, Josh, Brian, Zack and more)

- drives an awesome car

- drives savagely shaking her fist at everyone

- loves random things

- loves kitties

- loves her friends
- LOVES singing Very loud in her car

- eats massive amounts of poutine and pizza dip

- someone who likes to drive 80 in a 30 zone

- excessively drinks whiskey
Anneika: hey look at all those guys going up to that house

Sarah: yea thats Chelsea's house!

Jimmy : alriteeee, I totally just watched Forest Gump, it blew my mind!

Josh: yea I know, Chelsea told me to watch it to!
by Anitaa! November 12, 2009
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Cameron's Girlfriend who is the most Gorgeous girl in the world. She is the definition of perfection and beauty.
I love my girl Chelsea!!!!
by Thepokemonmaster0000 September 12, 2017
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an ugly blonde rude trifling hoe, who marries guys for money and is a satanist.
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by llamaname February 13, 2015
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The kind of person to murder you whole family and then for your birthday give you all there fingers and think its totally normal.
chelsea did the chelsea thing....
"oh my lord thats alot of fingers"
by John john-Smith Smith August 31, 2020
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Hey, wanna pet my snake? It’s name is Chelsea.
by Anonymous Person? July 11, 2018
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Chelsea- A person with an AMAZING sense of humor. Chelsea always tells the best jokes. She is kind and is an awesome friend. Always an amazing person to chill with.
Man, that was so nice of Chelsea to get me those nice artist pencils!
by ClaireBear🐻 December 31, 2021
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She is gloriously ineffable, though I will stoop to say she has a wildcat pussy.

Seriously though. She has an unparalleled beauty of body and spirit that could desecrate the average man. And all that come before her are rendered average.

She has a deceptively quick, strong, and agile intelligence that she conceals at all times.

Seeing her with tears in her eyes may make you want to move heaven and earth to wipe them away.

But by all accounts, she in ineffable.
If you ever find Chelsea, pray you never lose her in the sands of time or the oceanic tide of a life lived.
by DampMoist May 07, 2021
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