Brazilaboo

People who actually want to go to Brazil and are obsessed with Brazilian culture. Based on weaboo.

“Why would you actually want to go to Brazil? Jeez, you’re such a Brazilaboo.”

by Compadre Andre January 29, 2021

Brazilian Boner Spider

Also known as the Brazilian Wandering Spider, this bad-ass spider is from Brazil. If this guy bites you, your dick is going to be harder than cold steel for, like, eight hours. So much so, that it might rip the skin.

After being bitten and experiencing the aformentioned rock-solid 8-hour bone, one may die or at least experience impotence for life.

The only cure to this impotence is another bite from the boner spider! Once again, this may cause death, but you will also experience a wild, 8-hour boner.

"So I went to Brazil, and met this chick at Carnivale, but I was so drunk that I couldn't get it up. Then, this spider bit me. I think it was called the Brazilian Boner Spider. Anyway, we got it on for like 8 hours. It hurt a lot, but you know what they say: when in Rome. After we finished, she left and I almost died. After 6 weeks in a dirty Brazilian hospital, I was finally able to come home. Now I can't get a boner any more. I'm thinking about buying one of those spiders and have it bite my dick every time I'm ready to get it on."

by boner_enthusiast February 20, 2012

brazilian booty

Big, round, nice and firm ASS.

hey yo bro, check out that brazilian booty.

by suckerfreekip June 22, 2014

Brazillion

a very large number; indescribable by regular numeralogical values such a million or billion. can also be used to describe a large expanse of time

"man i had about a brazillion marshmallow peeps, and i think im gunna puke"
or
"man, ive been waiting here for you about a brazillion years, jeez

by olives and umbrella's July 3, 2005

Brazilian

A WAXED vagina that is smooth without the stubble that shaving causes.

Jill was told to take two advil before going to the spa to get her brazilian treatment.

by lakergod August 6, 2003

brozilla

A very large bro, weighing over 200 pounds and at least 6 ft tall. Commonly used with "bronormous".

Steve is a fucking brozilla! I can feel the ground shake when he comes.

by OffshoreDolphin June 25, 2009

Brazilian Blowout

The ACTUAL non-sexual definition is a kerotin hair treatment that smooths your hair and makes it super soft and shiny. If taken care of, it should last 12 weeks up to 6 months.

My hair was super frizzy, but then I had a Brazilian blowout and now it's smooth.

by Annoying Ninja June 12, 2013