Boofed

To smuggle an item into the pen by sticking it up your ass.

Did you see Brent? He just boofed all the chach.

by fartsniffindummy October 28, 2018

boof

a whitewater kayak or canoe move that involves lifting the bow of the boat to get over an obstacle.
The word is an onomatopoeia to describe the sound of the boat hitting the water when the move is performed correctly. The boat lands flat on it's hull, making the "boof" sound.

That drop is shallow, so you want to boof it to avoid hitting bottom.

The best line is to boof that rock so you don't get stuck in the flow going the other way towards that nasty bit.

by dragorossi March 12, 2011

Boof

Inexplicably, what most white people think Beyoncé is saying in her song, Countdown

"Me and my boof and my boof boof riding"

by antlerz August 20, 2012

Boof

Slang for meth. Used to describe crystal meth in the 785 area code. Originated from the descriptive feeling one got when smoking or shooting meth during the 2000's. When users repeated blurted out "boof" after large hits and where asked why , they answered "everytime i hit your shit my head goes boof" and slowly dealers throughout the 785 coined "boof" slang for its crystal meth, ice, tina, twack, etc.

Wheres the Boof? / Got Boof? / Lets get an 8ball of that fire boof. / They've been up for days, acting like zombies, smoking Boof and shooting Boof up. / Im so boofed out I can't quit staring at the cameras.

by TellyMade July 27, 2012

boof

a very broken pingal

"look at that boof! its a MESS!"

by Abe Carroll July 25, 2004

boofing

the act of taking it in the butt; having anal sex.

Mal got boofed by Nick last night.

by Andrea M. October 11, 2004

Boof

The act of smirkingly perjuring oneself before the United States Senate Judiciary Committee.

Dude, Kavvy just told them Devil's Triangle's a drinking game. Classic boof!!

by downtownjohnson September 28, 2018