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Bag of dicks

A big bag of dicks. Small bag of dick. Large bag of dicks
by Bad ass mofo the real nigga February 28, 2018
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Bag of dicks

Jeff bezos and Netflix are such for not having lord of the rings or Harry potter collections available.
Bezos really is a bag of dicks. I wanted to watch lord of the rings this weekend. Dick
by Bagod September 26, 2022
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Bag of dicks

I had this guy Kyle over from Tinder that didn’t even take me on a date, claimed he had a stuck ring on his finger and needed to loop it up… I’ve done went to nursing school removed it with dental floss told him not to trip on the floss, but then he fell asleep on me. Oh yeah, he also told me this fable about him, sticking his head into a bag of dicks and got a bunch of bruises on his face from them.
Moral of the story don’t stick your head into a bag of dicks and open your mouth. It’s dangerous.
I found this guy Kyle on Tinder. He didn’t take me on a date, came over with his long fingers and a stuck ring on his index finger… I lubed it up and use dental floss.

He thenfell asleep after doing a really weird Christopher Walken voice telling me about being beaten up by a bag of dicks!!

*Safety first…don’t stick your head in a bag of dicks*
by C$milf December 1, 2025
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hot bag of dicks

A scalding sack of penises
There is no one happier than a sissy with a hot bag of dicks
by Wasatchstallion September 24, 2017
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bag of dicks

someone who is just being a bag of dicks, rude, an ass, confusing, a penis wrinkle, etc.
brooke’s ex bf was being a bag of dicks after the “break”
by cwfortheboyz August 7, 2019
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