Bach fast

Usually refers to the diet adopted by front of house staff at the Bach, in Scotland. Most of these poor souls go a whole shift with no break or food, resulting in a forced fast, the Bach fast. Individuals who partake in Bach fast are usually stunning, skinny and incredibly depressed

Customer: omg you look amazing!

Me: Wow thanks so much, it’s the Bach fast haha! What can I get you to drink or eat? Please leave I’m so hungry!

by sadskinnymagicmayonaisse November 17, 2020

Johann "Smack" Bach & Mohandas "Karachi" Gandhi; The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann "Smack" Bach & Mohandas "Karachi" Gandhi; The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Bach Buquen

The world’s finest half French/half Vietnamese/all HOT model/tiktoker. With his hot dances, style, and promotion of male makeup (maaaajor green flag), and his great looks while doing it all, he is impossible not to love. I love you Bach Buquen

My friend: hey why do you look so happy?
Me: I just saw another one of Bach Buquen’s videos
My friend: omggg lemme see that hottie

by KittyCat28 December 4, 2024

.9.Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop.9.

.9.Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop.9.

.9.Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop.9.

by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025

Johann Sebastian Bach & Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann Sebastian Bach & Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025