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make toast in the bathtub

Usually told to someone you really want to kill themselves, but don't want to explicitly say "kill yourself".
"Hey dude you should really check out this cool new anime-"
"Make toast in the bathtub"

bulldogs in the bathtub 

When a man puts his testicles into someone's asshole.
Her ass was so loose, I could have put my bulldogs in the bathtub.

This Isn't a beach It's a Bathtub 

Literally the most retarded porn video I could find.
yuh, i was watching porn, and the chick says, "I see you don't have a lifeguard for your beach", and the guy in the bathtub goes, "Lady this isn't a beach it's a bathtub!"

Dog In The Bathtub 

While thrusting your girl from behinds, you have to put your junk in her keister. A difficult task, much like putting a dog in the bathtub.
Julio: Yo ese, me and Maria where playing the no pants dance yesterday and I tried putting my Dog In The Bathtub. I think I'm love yo.

Eduardo;: You got problems Holmes,

Dogs In The Bathtub 

You have your woman get on all fours and try to shove your balls in her ass. They keeping popping out like a dog in a bathtub.
Dogs In The Bathtub by tennrattler February 28, 2003

hobo bathtub 

Any large public fountain in a metropolitan area.
Yeah, the big penguin fountain downtown's basically a hobo bathtub. I've seen some real nasty dudes in there.
hobo bathtub by Rock Tumbler June 26, 2008