Extreme spirituality. Uses the term blackberry to describe how devout you are. Similar to how a business person is constantly checking their blackberry, a practicer of 'blackberry spirituality' is constantly praying (ie at the dinner table, while on vacation, at parties, etc.)
by manaveri October 6, 2007
Get the blackberry spiritualitymug. When you text message/ PIN message or otherwise use your Blackberry to contact some chick for a booty call and she fails to respond.
Dude, the other night I TXT'ed Jenny 'cause I was trying to hook up, and she left me with BlackBerry Balls. That dumb bitch!
by mrbadss January 21, 2008
Get the blackberry ballsmug. Each time I see someone driving and talking on the phone I say to myself something's got to be done about these dangerous people; but nothing ever is. They just keep motoring along playing Blackberry roulette until one day their carelessness alters the life of an innocent.
by ssmhchr November 28, 2009
Get the Blackberry roulettemug. The period of time needed to cast your eye over your Blackberry in order to see if you have mail etc.
Slightly longer than a quick glance and shorter than a gaze, when caught doing the blackberry stare, people not in the know will simply think you are stupid.
Slightly longer than a quick glance and shorter than a gaze, when caught doing the blackberry stare, people not in the know will simply think you are stupid.
by Dan_the_01 May 5, 2011
Get the Blackberry Staremug. The moment when your brain starts to create flashes of light from your BlackBerry device, fooling you into thinking you have a text or BBM, when in reality, you have none, and are having withdrawal symptoms.
very common to the Phantom Vibrate,
very common to the Phantom Vibrate,
Ben: Did my phone just flash?
Dave: No bro, it was just a BlackBerry Illusion, you really need to get out.
Dave: No bro, it was just a BlackBerry Illusion, you really need to get out.
by HoOlHu December 11, 2011
Get the blackberry illusionmug. by ZEDEDED January 11, 2011
Get the blackberry staremug. The period in the work bathroom between the actual act of defecating and wiping one's ass. This period was previously spent on the "sports section halftime", but is now the Blackberry Halftime, spent replying to inane questions from your boss.
Creepy Coworker: Long time in the bathroom there Jim...
You: Yeah, long blackberry halftime. Had to reply to the email about the meeting next week.
You: Yeah, long blackberry halftime. Had to reply to the email about the meeting next week.
by flamewar November 13, 2011
Get the Blackberry Halftimemug.