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Honey badger mode 

When you reach the point of not giving a fuck. Usually this can be caused by multiple intakes of drugs, steady increase of disappointment, desperation, and/or frustration. Also this can also be defined as beast mode, basically meaning you are in the zone or performing at a level beyond the skill of normal men.
Honey badger mode is:

1. The guy who takes whatever is left after he has been shut down by all the cute girls at the club

2. The guy who runs over 5 players to get into the end zone.

3. Someone who talks a whole lotta shit in a place where they have 0% chance of winning, and live to tell about it.
Honey badger mode by Cruncherific December 7, 2011
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Badger Spotting

Frequenting parks, commons or other public grounds at night for the explicit purpose of picking-up homosexual men in order to have sex with them.
The conservative MP from Dorset was found badger spotting in Clapham Common last week. I guess his wife wasn’t aware of his affinity for nature.
Badger Spotting by t pot October 6, 2009

square badger

A rent-a-cop, a security guard. From the square shape of their badges to differentiate them from real cops.
I was chillin in the condo's pool with some honeys and a sixer when the f$%#'in square badger came and gave us shit.
square badger by jakv5 January 9, 2005

cake badger 

A person with abnormally large front teeth that occasionally enjoys chewing asshole.
"Did you see how Kim was walking? Kanye must be the ultimate Cake Badger"
cake badger by ARCWhite May 8, 2014

badger badger badger 

a video about ... a bunch of badgers
badger badger badger... mushroom mushroom
badger badger badger by Jigger February 26, 2005

badger poison

Slang definition for ejaculatory fluid, derived from the Cinemax After Dark series Co-Ed Confidential.
Lisa was duped into giving Peter head at Bible Camp after he told her he was bit by a badger on his penis. He asked her to suck all of the badger poison out, and she totally did.
badger poison by Grundoid June 12, 2008

badgermole 

A fictional creature in Avatar: the Last Airbender which is a cross between a badger and a mole. They are large, blind animals which were known to be the first earthbenders. They prey on wolfbats and are fond of music. When Toph Bei Fong was a young child, she ran away and hid in a cave, which was where she met them and was taught earthbending.
"I learned from badgermoles. They don't talk, but they're still good teachers." -Toph