Armadillo Pillow

The act of farting on a pillow and then immediately shoving it in your partners face.

Tom: Yo my hoe was being such a b-iatch that I gave her dat armadillo pillow. Shut her ass right up.

by Brah Mang July 7, 2018

Sunny the Armadillo

The coolest person on earth, with whom I work with on the awesome as ever Fuzzies series.

Sunny the Armadillo writes the script for that awesome series, "Fuzzies."

by Blindside December 2, 2003

Armadillo Dick

When one’s penis ascends into the body of the owner for fear of female gym bro crushing the family jewels.

Man 1: “I have a date tonight and there’s no way I’m going to be able to perform”
Man 2: “Why not?”
Man 1: “Bro, she’s a wrestler and I’m afraid I’m going to get armadillo dick.”

by creative_euphemisms October 12, 2022

Muddy Armadillo

Pulling out of an anal sex session while wearing a ribbed condom that results a in skid marks on your ding ding.

Bro I hope I don’t get a muddy armadillo like I got last night when I bent you over.

by Muddillo April 22, 2023

Flunking the Armadillo

The act of getting pegged whilst wearing a medieval suit of armor.

Hey dude, you actually let her do that last night?
Yeah! She was totally Flunking the Armadillo!

by WinterFloof_24 October 19, 2023